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It's unfathomably stupid. The dialogue and acting will make you cringe right out of your skin. It's absolutely spectacular in its failure to be even remotely entertaining or interesting.

Absolute dog ****. The only thing that possibly connects this to the other SW projects is some of the worst child actors ever put on screen. So at least it has that going for it.

I hope someone makes a gif of the lesbian witches shrieking in orgasmic pleasure during their drum circle ritual. Ya know. Star Wars in a nutshell.

Words fail me. Episode 3 is every single bit as mind-bogglingly wretched as promised. It makes the "Willow" series look like "Game of Thrones."

Hasbro unveiled all their Osha merch today. Just like Reva, she'll be available in six inch, 4 inch, retro, and six inch hologram version. Just what every little boy is dying to see under the Christmas tree this year, I'm sure. Also, the packaging gives her last name. Not sure if they said...

I only saw "Bound" once, right after it came out. I only remember that one scene. That was a realllly good scene.

Exactly. I've been saying the same thing ever since Disney announced the buyout: it doesn't matter. None of this matters. None of it is "real" Star Wars. The only reason to be upset about this stuff is if you believe it has any kind of legitimacy simply because of the copyright registration...

I preferred "Oblivion" from this era of Cruise movies.

Pot meet kettle.

You're not the only one.

No. I hate almost everything from every studio that's come out in the last 20 years. Casting has nothing to do with it. It's the writing. Everything starts with the writing. Dog **** is dog **** no matter who's paid to say the lines. I've enjoyed posting here for over a decade, so I think...

Not everyone loves consoooming lazy slop wrapped in a Star Wars label. It's already clearly evident that this show contains everything detestable about Disney Star Wars turned up to 11. Since we can no longer love good shows, we are forced to hate bad shows.

Arrrghhg why can't The Acolyte be on Disney right NOW??? The wait is driving me MAD......I neeeeed it now!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME THAT ACOLYTE!!!

The original sequel was supposed to be "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian." It never got made. Instead of taking the character to a new locale, we now get the exact same setting and characters as the original, all these decades later. Same exact haircut on Winona, too. Pretty dumb. She was already...

I go to all movies by myself.