The Mike
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Alright here are 12 moves that will help you have mind-blowing sex throughout the year "Twenty Ten".
January
Watching the Ball Drop
When you enhance sex with strategically placed mirrors.
February
Winter Sexathlon
Have sex in every room of your home. Invite international friends to judge.
March
The Drunken Leprechaun
Thanks to a crippling hangover, tell your girlfriend she can get on top of the mornin'
April
The Paul Revere
At the moment of climax, repeatedly let your girlfriend know who's coming.
May
The Public Option
Unzip your pants wherever you go. Check your girlfriend's face for excitement/horror.
June
The S.P. Effect
Give your snoozing, sunbathing gal a fantastic tan line by draping your ????? across her leg.
July
The Uncle Sam
Ask each woman you have sex with to leave half of her weekly earnings on your nightstand.
August
Heat Stoke
Give each other hand jobs in a communal sauna
September
Back to School
In the bedroom tonight, you're the student, she's the teacher. Pay attention - there will be a test.
October
Mr. October
Scoring with three different women in one night. Also know as "The Mission: Impossible"
November
Stuffing the Ballot Box
Exactly what it sounds like
December
Yule Log Surprise
Cover your member in chocolate ganache, dust with powdered sugar. Present on a decorative platter.
credit: Maxim
January
Watching the Ball Drop
When you enhance sex with strategically placed mirrors.
February
Winter Sexathlon
Have sex in every room of your home. Invite international friends to judge.
March
The Drunken Leprechaun
Thanks to a crippling hangover, tell your girlfriend she can get on top of the mornin'
April
The Paul Revere
At the moment of climax, repeatedly let your girlfriend know who's coming.
May
The Public Option
Unzip your pants wherever you go. Check your girlfriend's face for excitement/horror.
June
The S.P. Effect
Give your snoozing, sunbathing gal a fantastic tan line by draping your ????? across her leg.
July
The Uncle Sam
Ask each woman you have sex with to leave half of her weekly earnings on your nightstand.
August
Heat Stoke
Give each other hand jobs in a communal sauna
September
Back to School
In the bedroom tonight, you're the student, she's the teacher. Pay attention - there will be a test.
October
Mr. October
Scoring with three different women in one night. Also know as "The Mission: Impossible"
November
Stuffing the Ballot Box
Exactly what it sounds like
December
Yule Log Surprise
Cover your member in chocolate ganache, dust with powdered sugar. Present on a decorative platter.
credit: Maxim
