60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time

[The Mike]

60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time: Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne
Jan 8 2009

I didn't really like Anchorman, but that's neither here nor there. Now you can buy officially licensed Sex Panther cologne from the movie for only $30 per 1.7-oz spray bottle. No word if it's made with real panther bits or smells like gasoline, but if I had to guess, I'd say wear Old Spice. You'll remind women of their grandfathers. And that, dear reader, will leave more chicks for me. Thanks, suckers!

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[usswanker]

If it's made with bits of real panther, you know it's good.

Lets just hope its doesn't smell like like a used diaper filled with Indian food.

 

[Voorhees27]

Mike? Are you bored?

 

[The Ringer]

It smells like Big Foot's D^^^!

 

[Havok]

It smells like Big Foot's D^^^!

That's kind of......wrong.

 

[Deckard]

Bri, I gotta be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline..

I would buy a bottle, if for nothing else, it would be funny to pull out and show to your friends.

 

[The Mike]

I just wish it came in the Panther head like the movie.

 

[Saya]

Mike? To even ask where you find this stuff, is pointless... Im just glad you do. Be bored MORE! Maybe my man will like me with some panther bits?? think so? Ill just buy a bottle for him instead. and by the way, that movie was funny- who said it wasn't???-mike

 

[The Mike]

Hell yeah. Stay Classy Faith.

 

[The ill Jedi]

It smells like Big Foot's D^^^!

 

[the Doctor]

60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time: Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne
Jan 8 2009

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panther poodoo.

NO THANK YOU

 

[The Ween]

60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time: Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne
Jan 8 2009

I didn't really like Anchorman, but that's neither here nor there. Now you can buy officially licensed Sex Panther cologne from the movie for only $30 per 1.7-oz spray bottle. No word if it's made with real panther bits or smells like gasoline, but if I had to guess, I'd say wear Old Spice. You'll remind women of their grandfathers. And that, dear reader, will leave more chicks for me. Thanks, suckers!

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I happen to like Old Spice!

Why that gets such a bad rap is beyond me. Now Aqua Velva or Brut?

That Axe ^^^^ and some of that other stuff out now STINKS too!

I like English Leather or cologne that smell like it. You don't have to get that expensive cologne to smell good. Washing your pits help too!

 

[The Ween]

It smells like Big Foot's D^^^!

Stop going around smelling things like that!!!

 

[Saya]

Hell yeah. Stay Classy Faith.

I knew I could get you to post your pic!

 

[Ultimate Weapon]

I happen to like Old Spice!

Well, you do have the pirate thing going ...

 

[The Ween]

Well, you do have the pirate thing going ...

Yup.....and one of my favorite people selling it......

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

 

[The Ween]

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aj55sgudlc

 

[Shatterer of Dreams]

If i could get the case with the panther head that does the growl thing when opened i would be all over it.

 

[Ultimate Weapon]

Yup.....and one of my favorite people selling it......

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

Damn right!