A Santa question

[Chimera 1]

How can a child possibly feel safe in his home when every year his parents allow some out of shape stranger to break into their home and reverse burgle them while they are sleeping. Then rewards the burgler with a snack. How can you tell your kids not to accept gifts from strangers and yet allow this to happen every year on the exact same day. And this is celebrated? Hmmm. Just a question.

 

[Darth Caedus]

Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake

Santa's a freaking stalker. He probably watches me in the shower too. PERVERT

 

[galactiboy]

How can a child possibly feel safe in his home when every year his parents allow some out of shape stranger to break into their home and reverse burgle them while they are sleeping. Then rewards the burgler with a snack. How can you tell your kids not to accept gifts from strangers and yet allow this to happen every year on the exact same day. And this is celebrated? Hmmm. Just a question.

Maybe someone should tell him the truth... don't read unless you want it spoiled:

Spoiler

Santa clause is really... Andy ^^^^!

 

[pixletwin]

I forgot ^^^^ is verboten.

 

[Memnoch]

That whole NAME should be verboten.

 

[EVILFACE]

Funny, we were at a xmas lights drive through thing and one of them had Santa peeking through the window while a kid slept, it looked kinda pervish lol.

"Hello Santa, my name is Chris Hansen, please have a seat"

 

[Bum]

he sees you when you're sleeping...
he knows when you're awake...
he knows if you've been bad...or good...

hrm.
court restraining order on stalker...aka Santa...

 

[Voorhees27]

If Santa were real imagine how many severe beatings he'd experience?

 

[pixletwin]

Like Marty McFly in Back to the Future II when he climbs in his bedroom window in 1985 only to find that it belongs to a black girl and he gets chased out of the house with a baseball bat.

 

[Voorhees27]

Like Marty McFly in Back to the Future II when he climbs in his bedroom window in 1985 only to find that it belongs to a black girl and he gets chased out of the house with a baseball bat.

YES!

 

[Memnoch]

Like Marty McFly in Back to the Future II when he climbs in his bedroom window in 1985 only to find that it belongs to a black girl and he gets chased out of the house with a baseball bat.

Im actually WATCHING BTTF II right now.

 

[pixletwin]

Synchronicity.... You gotta love it.

 

[uscmhicks]

I remember the year I left Santa lemonade and an orange just to see if he enjoyed other things. My parents moved them so I guess he did.

 

[Memnoch]

If i ever have kids Im gonna drink everything with a straw and stuff just so I DONT move anything.

 

[CelticPredator]

Im actually WATCHING BTTF II right now.

Me too.....

 

[Memnoch]

Me too.....

Well now its BTTF III and Marty just got ambushed by Indians and Cavalry.

 

[CelticPredator]

I'll watch that later. I love 2's ending. With the trailer for 3.

 

[-Super Hans-]

evil santa

 

[IrishJedi]

Ladies and gentlemen, SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT:

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Watching it right now. My 12/23 tradition for some 10+ years now.

Tomorrow will be more traditional Christmas fare.