Completely random experiences

[Darth Cruel]

One of my kids left an uneaten sandwich from their school lunch on my wife's bedroom floor. Her cat ate it and barfed...on the keypad of her laptop...which caused the laptop to crash.

So it can be said that my wife's laptop crashed as a result (indirectly) of one of my kids not eating their lunch at schoool.

(On the bright side, this experience has given me a valuable added argument in the teaching of the importance of school lunch-eating to my children.)


P.S. - Could a mod please help me with my pathetic spelling of "completely" in the title of this thread, please?

 

[BadMoon]

Re: Completelt random experiences

The mods must also help you with your spelling of importance.


Funny story though!

 

[BuffyGirl]

Re: Completelt random experiences

Haha funny and cruddy story all at once. Darth, you should be able to fix it yourself by going to advance settings when editing.

 

[Jen]

Title fixed.

 

[The Craw]

that's too bad. is the cat ok?

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Wait, wait...wait. School lunches cause impotance?!?

 

[Deckard]

When I was a kid I put a sandwhich in the VCR just like that Dennis Leary bit. And this is back when VCRs were expensive.

 

[Boba Ben]

I used to roast mashmallows on a space heater when I was a kid. My mom hated that.

 

[DiFabio]

I used to burn crayons on lightbulbs.

 

[ali032373]

Long, but interesting:

I was coming home on a bus from New Hampshire to NYC. When we got on, a guy boards who you can see has some physical problems. Anyway, the bus is totally full and this guy sits behind me.

When we get to northern Connecticut, the guy makes his way to the rest room. 10 minutes later the entire bus smells like crap. I mean the ENTIRE bus. Just as we're all wretching, we hit a traffic jam due to an accident miles ahead. We still have about 3 hours to NYC.

As we're sitting there, the girl accross the aisle from me keeps gasping and going up to talk to the driver. I think "OK he took a crap, no need to make a federal case". Then I turn around, and there's crap on the floor behind me. Then I look at the guy and he's got crap all over him!! It's on his shoes, hands, his hat- everything. Keep in mind we're still in a traffic jam.

The driver has to pull out of the traffic jam, put on a mask and then scrub the toilet and floor of the bus.

When we finally get moving, we stop at rest stop in Hartford where everyone gets off except this guy. We all get off and we're all in shock.

When I get back on, I notice the seating arrangement is little off since this guy was directly behind. Turns out, the guy had gotten up and sat in someone else's seat!! The person who was sitting there had left out his laptop and other belongings and now his seat has crap on it.

About 4 hours later we get to NYC. I think we were all expecting some apology from the guy and we never got one. He acted like he didn't care in the slightest!! Like this was just the risk of taking public transportation. Plus the bus company never gave us our money back.

 

[BadMoon]

I used to roast mashmallows on a space heater when I was a kid. My mom hated that.

Haha! Fellow roaster checking in! I used to melt junior mints and star wars figures feet on ours! Got my ass beat every time.

 

[Darth Cruel]

The mods must also help you with your spelling of importance.


Funny story though!

Thanks, I was able to fix that one myself.

I used to burn crayons on lightbulbs.

I did that too. But the first time the lightbulb blew up...I quit.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Title fixed.

Thanks for the assist! My retentive world has been re-aligned.

 

[devilof76]

Long, but interesting:

If by interesting you mean absolutely ____ing revolting, I agree.

Somebody should have made fun of him.

 

[Kabukiman]

One of my kids left an uneaten sandwich from their school lunch on my wife's bedroom floor.

Separate bedrooms?

 

[AllisonAmy]

Separate bedrooms?

They make for happier marriages...

...if your spouse snores.

 

[Reinhardt]

That crap story is insane!

 

[hoodonit00]

They make for happier marriages...

...if your spouse snores.

Agreed, my wife and I have separate rooms. She likes the temperature hot, I like it cool. She gets up about 3 hours before I do for work which always woke me up. Finally, I snore like a freight train, which kept her awake. Probably been in separate rooms for about 3-4 years now. No damage to marriage.

 

[CelticPredator]

I was taking a ____ once...and I called my friend to see what he was up to...and he too was taking a ____...


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