Famous Arnie mangled English movie quotes!

[Fangs of Death]

How about-

"Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people ear!"
"Eh? WTF are you talking about!?"
"Ear! Ear! Give them ear!!"
"What does that mean?!" (turns to technician) "Turn the brainswap thing on!"

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"Camaan Dew eet. dew eet"

Utter Nonsense

 

[greygoose]

 

[plasmid303]

Any one of these:

[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Top 160 Arnold Schwarzennegger Quotes[/ame]

 

[Chapter 2099]

That. Video. Was. Awesome.

 

[thenammagazine]

Any one of these:

Top 160 Arnold Schwarzennegger Quotes

No Raw Deal?!

 

[JD18_92]

(splashes red paint in someones face) Dis is what your gonna look like Dead!!

 

[jungle jom]

Take your pick...https://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/arnold/3

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Its not a tooooomah

What's wrong witya eeeyes

Cocainumm

 

[Shoo]

No Raw Deal?!

One of the "Shut ups" (the one in the car), "He molested, murdered and mutilated her" and, above all, "You should not drink and bake", ARE from Raw Deal.

 

[Johnny Utah]

He mullested, muhdud and muetilayted huhr.

 

[Rotfish]

He mullested, muhdud and muetilayted huhr.

I could actually read that one, wow.




And if yoo will naht lissun, den deh hell wid yoo. - Conon the Barbarian

 

[CelticPredator]

WHAY IZ MAH FAVHOURATE MOOVIEH BEEING REMAHD ENTO PEEE GEEH SURRTEEN GAHBAGE!???? DaughH!

 

[Fangs of Death]

Yeah, ridiculous. It's the swearing (and gore) that makes it the movie it is. Old lady--"Ff *** you, a55hole!" (bow)
Way too early for a remake anyway, unless your goal is purely $$$$$$$

Here's another one--
(blows Lori's brains out)
Quaid: "Considadudu divorce!"
Melina: "What's that about a divorce? Are you still married to this dead whore, or not!?"

 

[CelticPredator]

EEF iAHM NAWHT MEH...DEN WHO DA HELL EM AHI???

 

[Rock83]

[ame]https://youtu.be/fUd3H7xOdRE[/ame]

 

[Fangs of Death]

https://youtu.be/fUd3H7xOdRE

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Cawsyme gowing turahm itt intoo yor stawmack andd brayk yor gawdahmn spein.