Florida finally bans bestiality and baggy pants!

[Batty]

Way to go, Florida!

Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.

It's up to Gov. Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.

The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.

Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys. The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.

Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force students to hike up their pants while at school.

Students caught showing their underwear or butt crack could face suspensions and other punishments.

 

[karamazov80]

Florida has its priorities in order

 

[Darth Waller]

No reason to go to Florida anymore now.

 

[karamazov80]

I didn't realize this guy was involved in Floridian politics:

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Good for him!

 

[The Craw]

didn't know there was a such a big bestiality problem in Florida. what the hell is wrong with you guys?


and you can't show your butt crack anymore? what the hell are plumbers gonna do?

 

[Centurion]

Because everyone knows Florida is the land of buttcracks and animal, uhh....lovers.

 

[ProgMatinee]

is that why no one goes to sporting events in FL? too busy playing with goats

 

[mr.thrifty]

Proooooooogg......

 

[barryo]

yea our new governor couldn't be concerned with filing against BP for the oil spill fiasco............that was too big of a problem with far reaching implications to take on.................so he decided what was important was to tackle something near & dear to his heart..............taking the bull by the horns ......so to speak.........

 

[mr.thrifty]

Mooooooooo

 

[King Darkness]

p!tu must be devastated

 

[Darth Cruel]

Kind of sheds some light on where he has been lately...trying to take advantage of the amnesty period before the bneastiality law kicks in.

 

[Centurion]

Good to see Florida is finally able to crack their whip on the unruly citizens.

 

[Centurion]

Kind of sheds some light on where he has been lately...trying to take advantage of the amnesty period before the bneastiality law kicks in.

He's been crack-a-lackin for a while now.

 

[King Darkness]

Yeah, poor guy. I hear he also wears his baggy pants on his cow humping adventures. Such a shame.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

is that why no one goes to sporting events in FL? too busy playing with goats

 

[daikkenaurora]

Good Bye Fluffy. I cant marry you after all.

 

[Agent0028]

There's actually a billboard on my way to work with one of our state senators about pulling your pants up to move ahead in school. I nearly died laughing the first time I saw it.

 

[karamazov80]

Our public transit buses have signs that say "Low Pants, No Chance," so it looks like the vigilant politicians of my state have also been addressing this heinous threat to society and the world.

 

[devilof76]

One can only hope they take it as seriously as the misdemeanor offense of screwing farm animals.