today i was looking for my soulmate and I think i found her
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/stp/4401471691.html
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/stp/4401471691.html
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Centurion
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She cheated on him?
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/stp/4401471691.html
its back up lol, cutting and pasting it just in case it gets pulled again
Looking for a date for a funeral - w4m
My friend, Nance, said you can find anything on this Craig's List, even midget whores. Can you believe it? She thought I might try Craig's List for a date for my husband's funeral. It's next Tuesday at 10 A.M.
It might sound strange, but if you understood the circumstances, I'm sure you would agree that this request is perfectly acceptable. My late husband, whose name shall remain anonymous for now, was the philanthropic philandering type. I'm expecting no fewer than 20 of his floozy mistresses to show up to this god-forsaken dog-and-pony show. Well, I'm not going to stand by any longer. I'm done holding my head up high. I'm sick of all the Ambers, and the Kelseys, and even the ones with those concocted exotic names that sound like some island off of the Italian Riviera.
My husband was a prick-*******. There's no way around it. But I still have to go to the funeral. And, for the first time in my life, I'm going with my own arm candy. The requirements are as follows; must be handsome, must be available next Tuesday, at 8:30AM (I abhor tardiness), must be attentive, discreet, and willing to carry my flask and little blue pills. After the service there will be a buffet lunch, to which you will also accompany me. The car will take you home at the end of the event, most likely around 4PM, after the reading of the will.
I understand that I'm not supposed to offer money for these services--as that would be illegal, but if there's something that I can offer you, please let me know in your email response. Please send recent photos. I really don't care how nice you are. The last thing I want is another ****ing husband.
Also, for obvious reasons, I'm not including my photo in this advertisement. But, I will tell you that I'm in my mid-fifties, fit, nipped, tucked, plumped, and ready to get this **** show over with.
Sincerely yours.
its back up lol, cutting and pasting it just in case it gets pulled again
Looking for a date for a funeral - w4m
My friend, Nance, said you can find anything on this Craig's List, even midget whores. Can you believe it? She thought I might try Craig's List for a date for my husband's funeral. It's next Tuesday at 10 A.M.
It might sound strange, but if you understood the circumstances, I'm sure you would agree that this request is perfectly acceptable. My late husband, whose name shall remain anonymous for now, was the philanthropic philandering type. I'm expecting no fewer than 20 of his floozy mistresses to show up to this god-forsaken dog-and-pony show. Well, I'm not going to stand by any longer. I'm done holding my head up high. I'm sick of all the Ambers, and the Kelseys, and even the ones with those concocted exotic names that sound like some island off of the Italian Riviera.
My husband was a prick-*******. There's no way around it. But I still have to go to the funeral. And, for the first time in my life, I'm going with my own arm candy. The requirements are as follows; must be handsome, must be available next Tuesday, at 8:30AM (I abhor tardiness), must be attentive, discreet, and willing to carry my flask and little blue pills. After the service there will be a buffet lunch, to which you will also accompany me. The car will take you home at the end of the event, most likely around 4PM, after the reading of the will.
I understand that I'm not supposed to offer money for these services--as that would be illegal, but if there's something that I can offer you, please let me know in your email response. Please send recent photos. I really don't care how nice you are. The last thing I want is another ****ing husband.
Also, for obvious reasons, I'm not including my photo in this advertisement. But, I will tell you that I'm in my mid-fifties, fit, nipped, tucked, plumped, and ready to get this **** show over with.
Sincerely yours.
Intruder04
Super Freak
Sincere, honest listing I'd say.
If only we could somehow know if she's bangable material.
Centurion
Super Freak
That's classic!
