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EVILFACE
Insufferable S.O.B.
A date can only go wrong if you don't get any.
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Super Freak
This one time at band camp......
ProgMatinee
circlesendwheretheybegin
never let the girl drive you somewhere. i went on a date with this really sweet girl once, but she drove us and OMG she was seriously the worst driver ever (I later realized that women can't drive period) it left me quite frazzled for my life. i couldn't even speak to her on the drive home...she sensed she messed it up because she started to cry. needless to say i never called her back.
Devil_666
Super Freak
This one time in Cairo Egypt, I was at a friends house (an Egyptian Priest/Scholar/Astronomer) and I almost died by eating a poisoned date. Thankfully my homeboy Sallah stopped me after he saw the dead body of a capuchin monkey who had been eating from the bowl that contained the bad dates.
hairlesswookiee
PALPATINE CRUSADER!!!!
A couple years back I went out with a friend that I hadn't seen since we finished high school. At the end of the date we were making out and my watchband got caught up in her hair and when I went to move my arm it yanked her head around. It took a few minutes of fussing before we agree that I just yank it. Well I did and ended up with a bunch of hair as a trophy.
This one time in Cairo Egypt, I was at a friends house (an Egyptian Priest/Scholar/Astronomer) and I almost died by eating a poisoned date. Thankfully my homeboy Sallah stopped me after he saw the dead body of a capuchin monkey who had been eating from the bowl that contained the bad dates.
Awwwwww.......you went on a date with a monkey and he died? That's too bad!
(clever boy)
Bamboota
Super Freak
This one time in Cairo Egypt, I was at a friends house (an Egyptian Priest/Scholar/Astronomer) and I almost died by eating a poisoned date. Thankfully my homeboy Sallah stopped me after he saw the dead body of a capuchin monkey who had been eating from the bowl that contained the bad dates.
I had the best sex of my life that night.
wHySoSeRiOuS203
Super Freak
and then....I killed them all.... 
Im keeding!!!!!
Im keeding!!!!!
GrueSam
The Queen of Darkness
Mine too!Can't post mine, it would just get deleted.
mr.thrifty
Super Freak
The Ringer
Super Freak
Voorhees27
Super Freak
Voorhees27
Super Freak
hairlesswookiee
PALPATINE CRUSADER!!!!
I had the best sex of my life that night.
It's not rape if you yell Surprise.
wHySoSeRiOuS203
Super Freak
so now its called surprising someone?...you clever people
Darth Cruel
Super Freak
I don't know. y'all. Maybe it does not speak very well of me, but I laugh until I have tears coming out of my eyes every time I read this phrase.
hairlesswookiee
PALPATINE CRUSADER!!!!
Plausible deniability.
