Hot Toys Pirates for Sale!

[El Roranous]

What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrrrbys

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!

Alright, enough fun! I have two figures for sale today.

-Hot Toys Sao Feng- New, factory sealed- $104 shipped.
-Hot Toys Elizabeth Swann- Displayed in a detolf but complete with box- $120 shipped. SOLD!! Thanks!

Send me a PM if you are interested.

 

[The Ringer]

 

[uscmhicks]

Nice way to start of a for sale thread !. Good luck !

 

[mindbook]

Here's 2 more Pirate Jokes:

(1) A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

(2) a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

 

[uscmhicks]

this thread is a joke !

 

[El Roranous]

I really liked the first one about the Hook.

 

[El Roranous]

this thread is a joke !

No, I swear it's real! People buy!!

 

[El Roranous]

BUMP! Swann is sold... Sao is left.

 

[Spliff]

Ugh, can't believe I missed Swann.

 

[El Roranous]

Ugh, can't believe I missed Swann.

Sao is still available and he is anxious to set sail again.

 

[Boba Fett]

To help my fellow Mexican, Rory, Sao is one cool cat! I have him in my collection and he looks quite awesome along with Jack, Liz, and Will. You won't be disappointed with Sao!

 

[El Roranous]

Rock on Boba and thank you!!

I hope you won't start disliking me when I tell you I am actually from Spain.

 

[Boba Fett]

Hell no, that don't bother me.

I LOVES Paella!!!!

 

[El Roranous]

 

[creecher]

Arrrr ye cannee have too many pirate captains, and Sao is a beauty.

 

[TOE]

Arrrr ye cannee have too many pirate captains, and Sao is a beauty.

drunk posting again, creech ?

 

[creecher]

Why? You want a fight Toe? Sorry, too sober, but thinking about it has made me thirsty. I think one or two aint gonna hurt. Cheers.