I need this bed: The Millennium Falcon Bed!

[Bamboota]

TaunTaun Sleeping Bag ....eat ur heart out!

https://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/from_the_makers_of_the_hamburg.php

 

[Darth Snoopy]

OH MAAAAAN! THAT FRICK'N RULES!!

 

[Agent0028]

Wow...that is really something...

 

[maskfreak]

If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.

 

[Agent0028]

And if a married guy buys it he'll probably be sleeping on it in the garage.

 

[Bamboota]

If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.

Do u know by experience Mask!!??

 

[Darth Snoopy]

And if a married guy buys it he'll probably be sleeping on it in the garage.

I asked my GF about this bed...she said "if you get something like that, you'll be sleeping on it out in the shed."

 

[maskfreak]

Do u know by experience Mask!!??

Yeah, I bought something similar and experienced dry season for years!

 

[Devil_666]

If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.

Somehow I doubt "getting laid" is even an option to begin with for any single guy who'd buy this. Seriously.

 

[BadMoon]

I asked my GF about this bed...she said "if you get something like that, you'll be sleeping on it out in the shed."

Correction, if you owned something like this you likely wouldn't have a girlfriend.

 

[maskfreak]

Somehow I doubt "getting laid" is even an option to begin with for any single guy who'd buy this. Seriously.

I can just see it now.."Hey Cindy (Random inserted chick name) I just bought a custom Millenium Falcon bed...so wanna check it out?"

Sorry Bob, I'm a little busy today".

 

[Cryoguns]

I can just see it now.."Hey Cindy (Random inserted chick name) I just bought a custom Millenium Falcon bed...so wanna check it out?"

Sorry Bob, I'm a little busy today".

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

 

[Agent0028]

But as Leia said, "You came in that? You're braver than I thought."

 

[jediknight120]

Will it make .5 past lightspeed?

 

[BadMoon]

But as Leia said, "You came in that? You're braver than I thought."

This gets post of the year IMO when put into context!

 

[The Craw]

how fast can it make the Kessel Run??

 

[Agent0028]

This gets post of the year IMO when put into context!

how fast can it make the Kessel Run??

According to the site in the link it can make it in 11 parsecs while the pilot sleeps.

 

[Bamboota]

I would have sex on this bed...but I hope the dude doesn't go in to light speed!! OOOhhhhhh


Get it ...get it....meaning him ejaculating fast!! WAKKA WAKKA!














I'm lonely...

 

[Khev]

Those who actually do have girlfriends and buy this bed will get to say, "I just had a funny feeling, like I'm never going to see her again..."

 

[barryo]

he might score with this chick.......