Jack Nicholson--Thriller Version

[karamazov80]

I just ran across a pretty awesome figure on eBay:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/T96-37BX-C...9310?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item20d5063cfe

It's Jack Nicholson with a cheap, undersized Thriller costume, and all the accessories we typically associate with this guy--small decorative skulls, hammers, microphone, tablecloth, U.S. propaganda leaflets, some kind of military magazine (paintball?), money, passport, and suitcase. Just imagine the wacky situations this guy is going to get himself into.

I don't know if this was mass produced or is a one-off custom. Any ideas? I call dibs on this one btw.

 

[marlindesign]

it does say it is a 'Custom Fiugre'

Wow - why all that unrelated stuff? Those tiny skulls are pretty cool though.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Good lord, dunk it in battery acid.

 

[galactiboy]

Words fail me... but .gifs never do...

 

[Snake Plissken]

WTF is that Monkey doing

 

[marlindesign]

must...... dry...... cat........ fast......

 

[Snake Plissken]

I think it has soap on it, but even still. That looks painful to the poor kitty

Where is the Michael Jackson Jack Torrance?

 

[TheFiend]

What the ****.

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[TheFiend]

I can't stop looking at it. WTF.

I want it.

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[galactiboy]

WTF is that Monkey doing

You think that's bad, wait till you see what he does with a football*

*officially a good day since that's the second time I've made a reference to a monkey ****ing a football on the boards

 

[galactiboy]

BTW, what's really great is not only is it just a horrid mish-mash of non-sensical parts. But they've used a recast of the hardest to find, yet worst looking Jack sculpt available (the CRM Toys version)

It's like someone blindly reached into a bin of heads, bin of outfits, bin of accessories and assembled a terrible figure out of it

 

[Shropt]

What is that Snow White gif from? OMGWTFBBQ!?!

 

[karamazov80]

Pretty sure that's the Snow White porno parody. . .um, at least, that's what. . .someone else told me. . .

 

[SwedishHeat]

Pretty sure that's the Snow White porno parody. . .um, at least, that's what. . .someone else told me. . .

It's from SNL, "Real Housewives of Disney" sketch.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/disney-housewives/n13429/

 

[Snake Plissken]

You think that's bad, wait till you see what he does with a football*

*officially a good day since that's the second time I've made a reference to a monkey ****ing a football on the boards

Can't have enough of those

 

[karamazov80]

Ah, I thought it looked too unfunny and low in quality to be from a porno.

 

[Shropt]

Ah, I thought it looked too unfunny and low in quality to be from a porno.

And she was too ugly for porn. That's why I figured it was from something else.

 

[TheFiend]

BTW, what's really great is not only is it just a horrid mish-mash of non-sensical parts. But they've used a recast of the hardest to find, yet worst looking Jack sculpt available (the CRM Toys version)

It's like someone blindly reached into a bin of heads, bin of outfits, bin of accessories and assembled a terrible figure out of it

That's exactly what it looks like.

I'd buy it if I wasn't strapped for cash at the moment. I'd keep it out just to see peoples reactions.

And she was too ugly for porn. That's why I figured it was from something else.

I don't think she's ugly.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I don't think she's ugly.

She's... OK... but no prize.

 

[TheFiend]

After looking at the extra pics I see he's doing a magic trick with the blanket and little skull.

So's he's a magician? That's what the suit case of goodies are .