Two young dudes walk into an "internet cafe". One has a gun drawn and another has a baseball bat. They intend to rob the place. An old geezer in a pair of shorts pulls out his .380 and hilarity ensues.
https://www.ocala.com/article/20120...shooting-robbers-at-Palms-Internet-Cafe&tc=ar
https://www.ocala.com/article/20120...shooting-robbers-at-Palms-Internet-Cafe&tc=ar