Looking for A Butler

[Solidus]

Any unemployed butlers here who loves to make sandwiches, carry things, and iron underpants?
I am a male in my 20's in New York City (about many hours away from New Orleans) looking for servants in all the wrong places and maybe this could be the place? I highly doubt it but hey doesn't hurt to try.
I am looking for a butler that is into any of the things mentioned above especially the art of sandwich making. The thought of a loyal butler who makes sandwiches for me and irons my underpants, while I watch the Food Network get all giggly and tell them what types of sandwiches I want them to make for tomorrow. :

Most if not all butlers I've met here in New York just want to go out and get sandwiches at some scummy Burger King. I do not eat junk food and would again prefer a healthy meal on a whole-wheat bun.

I've just been feeling so much elitism and alpha-maleness lately...I was at a GameStop the other day and saw a man who had his butler carry many bags of video games and movies. What a beautiful sight it was. It inspired me.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

I'll work for Hot Toys Figures . I'm down

 

[snoop101]

 

[Voorhees27]

Any unemployed butlers here who loves to make sandwiches, carry things, and iron underpants?
I am a male in my 20's in New York City (about many hours away from New Orleans) looking for servants in all the wrong places and maybe this could be the place? I highly doubt it but hey doesn't hurt to try.
I am looking for a butler that is into any of the things mentioned above especially the art of sandwich making. The thought of a loyal butler who makes sandwiches for me and irons my underpants, while I watch the Food Network get all giggly and tell them what types of sandwiches I want them to make for tomorrow. :

Most if not all butlers I've meet here in New York just want to go out and get sandwiches at some scummy Burger King. I do not eat junk food and would again prefer a healthy meal on a whole-wheat bun.

I've just been feeling so much elitism and alpha-maleness lately...I was at a GameStop the other day and saw a man who had his butler carry many bags of video games and movies. What a beautiful sight it was. It inspired me.

 

[The Ween]

 

[Voorhees27]

 

[Solidus]

I'll work for Hot Toys Figures . I'm down

Huh, what type of currency is that? This is America - the land of opportunity that was forged from the blood and sacrifice of our forefathers. You keep what you earn, nothing more, nothing less. Hence, I will pay you in the extra sandwiches that YOU make..... and whatever extra or used underpants I have lying around.

 

[Frank]

 

[Devil_666]

OT but how the hell did Gerard Butler's career go from total badassery in 300 to romantic comedy garbage i.e. almost every film he's been in SINCE 300!?

 

[Darth Cruel]

Hollywood...go figure.

 

[xjamiex]

 

[Voorhees27]

OT but how the hell did Gerard Butler's career go from total badassery in 300 to romantic comedy garbage i.e. almost every film he's been in SINCE 300!?

Two reasons, the pay check and the resume. Keeping busy (even commercials) is good for an actor.

 

[Devil_666]

I guess after 300 I was expecting him to be the next big action star.

 

[Lejuan]

Gerard Butler is to Clive Owen what Val Kilmer is to Brad Pitt

 

[Hydeous]

Any unemployed butlers here who loves to make sandwiches, carry things, and iron underpants?
I am a male in my 20's in New York City (about many hours away from New Orleans) looking for servants in all the wrong places and maybe this could be the place? I highly doubt it but hey doesn't hurt to try.
I am looking for a butler that is into any of the things mentioned above especially the art of sandwich making. The thought of a loyal butler who makes sandwiches for me and irons my underpants, while I watch the Food Network get all giggly and tell them what types of sandwiches I want them to make for tomorrow. :

Most if not all butlers I've meet here in New York just want to go out and get sandwiches at some scummy Burger King. I do not eat junk food and would again prefer a healthy meal on a whole-wheat bun.

I've just been feeling so much elitism and alpha-maleness lately...I was at a GameStop the other day and saw a man who had his butler carry many bags of video games and movies. What a beautiful sight it was. It inspired me.

Try craiglist https://newyork.craigslist.org/ under missed connections

 

[Boba Ben]

[ame]https://youtu.be/GPhojHwGjkE[/ame]

 

[Solidus]

Thank you for your steadfast replies, gents (and lady). If Miss The Ween is indeed Gerard Butler, then she is hired. Furthermore, Mr. Voorhees27 is also hired if he is Gerard Butler. After all, it is more efficient to have two butlers than one. I am still awaiting the reply of Mr. Mr. Ecko. I shall reiterate, I pay in hot sandwiches and unsoiled underwear. UNSOILED!

 

[blue_rogue]

 

[occulum]

Two reasons, the pay check and the resume. Keeping busy (even commercials) is good for an actor.

I always think its a little sad when I see actors I'm a fan of doing commercials...

 

[UltraMarknus]

Aye oh, oh aye