Looking for a Ween

[CriterionCollector]

So Ween and I are totally dating. If she tells you no, she's lying, She's just a very private, shy person.

 

[Voorhees27]

Can you please finally post a picture of her?

 

[Frank]

So Ween and I are totally dating. If she tells you no, she's lying, She's just a very private, shy person.

But you've got Thor in your sig! This relationship is doomed.

 

[CriterionCollector]

Can you please finally post a picture of her?

She tells me this is her, I have no reason to doubt her.

 

[Frank]

Mmmmmm catfished!

 

[CriterionCollector]

I of course sent her my photo:

 

[xjamiex]

 

[Solidus]

^Yup.

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[CriterionCollector]

Ween and I have an agreement: If she ever meets Jeremy Renner then they can hook up and that's fine.
On my end if I meet any woman and she wants to hook up then it's totally cool.(I'm not exactly lighting up the scoreboard)

 

[Frank]

I of course sent her my photo:

Sooooo. You're a Congressman?

 

[Voorhees27]

 

[CriterionCollector]

Sooooo. You're a Congressman?

And an actor!

 

[Frank]

And an actor!

Sooooo. You're from Nantucket?

 

[Devil_666]

Congrats on finding your butler! Oh wait.. different thread.

 

[CriterionCollector]

Sooooo. You're from Nantucket?

She asked me if I looked like Jeremy Renner and I thought she said Ron Jeremy.

 

[Frank]

The floor recognizes the Congressman from Nantucket!

 

[CriterionCollector]

Make sure to tune into my new NBC sitcom this Spring: Catfish and the Ween.

 

[Frank]

Sorry, my DVR is filled with Hillbilly Handfishin!

Good luck you two!!

 

[Blackthornone]

So if you are dating the Ween, why are you looking for her??
Maybe you are playing hide and seek?

 

[CriterionCollector]

Oh well, Me and Ween just broke up.