Lord of the Rings Joke

[PsychoCenobite]

I went to the doctors the other day and said that everytime I go to sleep I dream that I wrote Lord of the Rings!

The doctor said not to worry, I'm only Tolkien in my sleep...

PsychoCenobite

 

[lcummins]

I went to the doctors the other day and said that everytime I go to sleep I dream that I wrote Lord of the Rings!

The doctor said not to worry, I'm only Tolkien in my sleep...

PsychoCenobite

Actually... that wasn't half bad... wasn't half good either... j/k

 

[Darth Loki]

Actually... that wasn't half bad... wasn't half good either... j/k

No, that was pretty bad

 

[crazytrain]

No, that was pretty bad

Actually, it was pretty awful, but I still smiled!

 

[GrueSam]

 

[tylerd]

that joke was a gas..literally.

 

[galactiboy]

 

[WrathofSauron]

BAAAAD in a good way!!

 

[Zoomaround]

Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[King Darkness]

I dont get it, thread rated

 

[Bannister]

I dont get it, thread rated

 

[Captain Faramir]

I went to the doctors the other day and said that everytime I go to sleep I dream that I wrote Lord of the Rings!

The doctor said not to worry, I'm only Tolkien in my sleep...

Good grief!

If Tolkien were alive today he'd be rolling in his grave . . .

 

[Dynaheir]

The doctor said not to worry, I'm only Tolkien in my sleep...

 

[RoboDad]

If Tolkien were alive today he'd be rolling in his grave . . .

.

 

[Mithrandier]

Funny........seriuosly.....funny

 

[dwing]

Please email me your address-I will send you a hammer to which you will promptly hit yourself in the groin.

 

[Adoptedscot]

Please email me your address-I will send you a hammer to which you will promptly hit yourself in the groin.

Now that made me laugh

sorry PC

Shell
x

 

[Mooncat]

iVE GOT ONE JUST AS CRAP For (caps sorry)

Star Wars

Darth Vader says to the Emperor

"I know what Luke is getting for Christmas"

Emperor : "How do you know that my Apprentice ?"

"I felt his presents my Master"

 

[The Craw]

alright somebody lock this thread down i dont think i can handle any more jokes of this nature. better stop it before they hurt themselves.

 

[carbo-fation]

It was so bad, it was actually funny.