Ok, so I'll be poor but this will suffice

[ChunkyZergling]

I'm gonna be homeless from SideShow and XM but...all I need is my statues, food and water, and shelter so.....

I will construct a small home from the brown shipper boxes covered in the plastic bags (that contain the art boxes) for waterproofing.
I can arrange my statues in my hovel displaying them on the art boxes.
I can have the place lit by candles or 1 lightbulb plugged into a public outlet underground in the subway (where my home will be)
And, I can obtain sustenance from bakeries and pizza places with the food they donate to drifters every night.
Then all I need is some form of security system to protect my statues against the other bums...laser beams wired directly to the police lines.

I'd like to shower, if I can do that too I'm fine being a bum in NYC. OH!, east river or Hudson, whichever is closer or the ponds in Central Park. Those are free.

Yea, I'm good.

 

[dao2]

are you drunk ?

 

[FriendlySamurai]

make sure you dont get the candles too close to all that plastic, the toxic fumes will kill you- course youre from NYC, you may have better tolerance levels than the rest of us

 

[cokebabies]

k .

 

[Gravemist]

Train some subway rats to guard your hovel while you're away. Then you can save on the laser beam security system and buy a couple more statues.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Just burn some boxes and statues for warmth. Cold weather is coming.....

 

[Collectorcol]