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At the begining of Jedi, why did Jabba have that twikki or whatever chick fed to the Rancor?

Buddy says the EU worlds says it's cause she farted. That sounds like true EU to me, but thought I would ask.

Me, i think he was just tired of that woman's _____in'
 
i always thought Jabba was pissed that Oola wasn't willing to give it up.
 
I read someplace the hutts a bi gender like snails...Jabba having a uteros and giving birth groces me out more than if he just had a wang.

I think it's because because Oola would not give it up and that's why she became Rancor food. The other explanation is not true, female Twilek farts are sexy.
 
Like all nagging women, if she doesn't shut up, you feed her to your pet Rancor. In fairness to Jabba though, it was a very good call seeing as he later upgraded to Leia in a slave bikini. He saved himself the awkward "Sorry Oola, this just isn't working out" text/hologram...
 
What do you say to a Twi-lek after you chain her up and then drop her in a rancor pit?


Nothing. You already told the @#$% twice.
 
Show me a hot Twi-lek and I'll show you a hutt who's tired of PUTTING UP WITH HER ____..........:lecture



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Anyone have any video of a Hutt mating? Ive see a lotta freaky ___ but never that...
 
At the begining of Jedi, why did Jabba have that twikki or whatever chick fed to the Rancor?

Buddy says the EU worlds says it's cause she farted. That sounds like true EU to me, but thought I would ask.

Me, i think he was just tired of that woman's _____in'


Basicaly this. she was apparently some sort of twi-lek nobility who had been sold into slavery. I don't remember the specifics. And jabba got tired of her resisting his advances.

also, your friend is full of crap.
 
I always thought it was pretty obvious it was because she was resisting him pulling her toward him. Farting? wtf?
 
The "in-story" answer is that she was resisting Jabba's lustful advances (although I'm not sure what exactly he was planning to do to her).

The real-world answer is because they needed to show how much of a bad guy Jabba was, to make room for Leia as his new dancing girl, and to give the audience a preview of the rancor before Luke fell in the pit. All of which were nicely accomplished by feeding Oola to it.
 
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