Nooooooooo!!!! What a waste! You're such a klutz! What's wrong with you?! There are starving kids in third world countries. You better have licked it off the ground! Remember, the ten second rule!
And then your stomach realized what you did....and he melted...into your pants?
pants? who wears pants when it's that hot outside?
Do they come in different sizes?
Ohhhh the humanity!! We should immediately start a relief fund for the owner of that fallen cone. Least we forget.