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Uncanny Web-Slinger

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Last night i had a strange dream.

At first i was in a kindof shootout in a dark room with lots of pillars. There was one guy under the floor behind a kindof grating.

After the gunfight i crawled under the floor to where this guy was. There was a small door, i opened it and used a flashlight to loook down, it was a slide downwards.

After talking to a guy that looked like Will Smith i slid down, after the first area there was another small door, i opened it and there was another door inside, using the torch i could see three directions, straight ahead at the bottom of this small incline there was empty fall area, ahead that could be seen a flat crawlspace, once at the end on the incline you could see another crawlspace below and the other. The final direction was a crawlspace to the left.

First thing i did was pull a lever which produced a small bridge for me to try the first crawlspace dead ahead a huge bug or something flew at me and a jumped back, after that i tried the path ahead, it was a dead end. Next i tried the one to my left which had a tiger clawing at me :cuckoo:

The final one ahead and below led me into a big shippong centre food court like area.

*I can't remember what happened here*

in the next part of the dream me and some guy were between worlds. At one end of this long corridor an area you had to climb on a platform to get upto.

I'm kinda forgetting it as i speak :lol but the main theme of this part of the dream was that i had to used a plate of food, place it on a surface stand on the food and climb through this trapdoor above me once up and through i was in a different reality, so from what i can remember i used food stood on it went into this other reality in a trap door above me and went to get someone and bring them back by standing on a place of their food and going up through this trap door with them back into my reality.

I have no clue what any of this meant or why i dreamed it :lol

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Anyone got me beat for weird dreams that make no sense?
 
I had the same dream over and over again for 10 years.I dreamt that i could fly,like Superman just stretch out my arms and fly.
But i always needed to run and jump to get the boost.I was never able to fly upwards,only straight forward or slowly slight downwards.Kinda like a Hang Glider,only difference was that it was just me,no tools.

I don't have that dream anymore though,but it haunted me for 10 years.

This bugged the hell out of me so i did a little research on dreams.I found some answers and it actually made sense to me after reading that stuff.
 
I had a dream the other day that mixed Starcraft with Lego--like playing Starcraft in a living room where the units were Lego units, and for some reason I was playing as Protoss even though I never do.

When I first started playing Starcraft I used to have a lot of dreams about playing it, not intentionally but it was annoying at first because it was more problem solving rather than getting rest so I didn't sleep well.
 
I keep dreaming with my exgirlfriend, I want to stop, I want to forget about her, I hate her in fact, is been a year since I saw her,
but my brain keeps dreaming we are hanging out, and I wake up with the feeling that i saw her for real, is like the dream makes it feel like she was here yesterday, it is really annoying,

:slap
 
i've not had many dreams but i do remeber most of them when i do have them, one of the weirdest was i was in an ambulance and i couldnt see the emt but as he jumped out of the back of the ambulance as he was closing the two ambulance doors i saw his face his eyes were red
 
Heh, I wish.

One of the keys to doing this is after you wake up from the dream, don't move. Don't move your body at all and try to fall asleep again. That will give you your best chance. Lucid Dreaming is also something to look into.
 
Weirdest I can remember in recent memory was being in a really dark parking garage and having zombies on the bottom floor we could hear whaling but we kept going down level by level anyway with nothing but a flashlight and handgun anyway to look for some little girl who ran down, until we could only see in the line of the flashlight. Then when we got to the bottom they chased us back up top where I got into the cab of a tractor trailer and crashed out of the garage, swung around and started running them down while smashing through those big shipping containers like on a ship. :lol No idea where that one came from or why I could smash through metal shipping containers going about 30 mph in a big rig. I also have reoccuring dreams about being trapped in my local shopping mall dawn of the dead style with zombies that manage to get in. I guess it has to do with the way I subconiously view the general public as out to get me? :lol I never get eaten or caught though, they always end positively so I guess thats a plus. I wouldn't call them nightmares just weird.

Of course I prefer the recoccuring one with myself and Emma Stone.
 
When I was 17 I had a dream that Julia Roberts had 12 nipples. Like a dog. I have been grossed out by her ever since. :lol
 
I had a dream that involved a naked Scarlett Johansson with a can of whip cream, a chimp on roller skates holding a pepperoni pizza, a midget dressed as a cowboy with a video camera and LOLcats doing a line dance.
 
The only thing missing is:

The grizzly bear, wearing a fez and a vest, peddling a unicycle on a tightrope, while carrying a parasol to keep his balance, as a monkey, also wearing a fez and playing tiny cymbals, dances on his shoulders.

Then, I would have had the same dream as you!
 
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I had a dream where Lebron James came over to my house for fun, but I was busy catching armadillo in my backyard. I caught the ******* but Lebron already left......I really did have armadillo problem past few weeks prior to the dream.......
 
I had a dream a few nights ago that I was riding a giant (like, 30 feet tall) woolly horse. Yeah, a woolly horse. Body shape of a horse..but woolly like a mammoth.

I've had this one recurring dream since as long as I can remember where there's like...a bullet, traveling down this line faster than the speed of light, and sometimes it hits a bump, or something..I don't really know how to explain it, it's insanely crazy. :lol

It's always in black and white though. Black bullet traveling down the black line. Everything else is white space.
 
The only thing missing is:

The grizzly bear, wearing a fez and a vest, peddling a unicycle on a tightrope, while carrying a parasol to keep his balance, as a monkey, also wearing a fez and playing tiny cymbals, dances on his shoulders.

Then, I would have had the same dream as you!

:lol :lol :lol :yess:
 
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