Queen of Naboo is Pregnant!

[pjam]

And she's only 16!

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/brief_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003222216

 

[tomandshell]

Isn't that, like, statutory rape? If I were him, I wouldn't want my name in the paper for impregnating a minor.

 

[King Darkness]

Isn't that, like, statutory rape?

It is in New Mexico....

 

[galactiboy]

"She will be seen next as Mary in "The Nativity Story," set for release Dec. 1"

Guess this one wasn't an immaculate conception

 

[Viking28]

They've been together for 3 years, since she was 12 or 13!

 

[pixletwin]

Wacky kids. The world is going to hell.

 

[twistedfreak]

16 is too young in my opinion. This world is one heck of an interesting place.

 

[Alice Adrenochrome]

Congratulations to the young family! May love be their guide in life.

 

[pordey2]

Isn't that, like, statutory rape?

Not over here

 

[DarkArtist81]

Not over here

No statutory for VIKINGS!!!!



Norway rules....

 

[tomandshell]

You know, I forgot that this probably didn't happen in the US. I am imagining my laws extending throughout the globe. Typical American...

However, where I am, I think he could be arrested for that, which explains my initial reaction. My apologies to our non-US board members for my ethnocentrism.

 

[carbo-fation]

Read about this yesterday!! Girls today just can't seem to keep their legs crossed!

 

[King Darkness]

Girls today just can't seem to keep their legs crossed!

Spoken like true poet.

 

[tomandshell]

Read about this yesterday!! Girls today just can't seem to keep their legs crossed!

Yeah, I was gonna say that it looks like she's been riding a lot more than just whales, but I thought that would be inappropriate.



I sure wish that I could be a celebrity so that my every lifestyle choice could become a headline!!! What a life that would be!!!

 

[carbo-fation]

......... it looks like she's been riding a lot more than just whales.....

Man, that line just killed me!!

 

[King Darkness]

I sure wish that I could be a celebrity so that my every lifestyle choice could become a headline!!! What a life that would be!!!

Well Tom, if it makes you feel any better, you are a celeb here.

 

[tomandshell]

Well Tom, if it makes you feel any better, you are a celeb here.

I won't believe it until an upskirt shot of myself appears on Break.com.

 

[King Darkness]

I won't believe it until an upskirt shot of myself appears on Break.com.

I'll see what I can do!

 

[pordey2]

it looks like she's been riding a lot more than just whales

 

[The Josh]

Yeah, I was gonna say that it looks like she's been riding a lot more than just whales

I thought the same thing when I read this. I bit my tounge though.

Babies raising babies.