Smashed Samaritan!

[lcummins]

My exclusive Samaritan came in with a broken lever that releases the chamber. Sideshow asked me to destroy it and send pictures, and they would send a replacement gun only... I keep the base, back, bullets, etc.

So my first time having to destroy a Sideshow piece...

 

[MadCow]

wow, that hurts my heart...

 

[Memnoch]

How'd ya do it Lonnie? Hammer? Drop it? Throw it?

 

[EVILFACE]

Awesome. Nothing beats seeing pictues of smashed collectibles.

 

[lcummins]

How'd ya do it Lonnie? Hammer? Drop it? Throw it?

Hammer... while it was inside that DHL bubble envelope! Took a lot of hitting to do it too!! That thing was tough!!

 

[Memnoch]

Fun times! Wish more things would arrive broken on people. These smashing pictures are fun.

 

[IrishJedi]

That actually looks like fun! (Though I hope I never have to do it, of course)

 

[Shropt]

Man, those pictures do hurt to see.

 

[MadCow]

Man, those pictures do hurt to see.

Yup. I can't afford this piece and want it badly. Hell i'd take just a lightly broken Samaritan...

 

[Darthrazz]

You should have used The Right Hand of Doom to destroy it.

 

[galactiboy]

Nice work Lonnie... that would be a pain to destroy, you did a admirable job

 

[lcummins]

Nice work Lonnie... that would be a pain to destroy, you did a admirable job

Yeah, and Sideshow knew it would be tough too!! This is from their email...

...We ask that you use a rather blunt instrument to scratch the finish of your piece...

 

[SwedishHeat]

Sometimes, I think it might be fun to buy something expensive from Sideshow and have it arrive damaged, just so I can smash it.

With my luck they'd say, "just send it back, we'll get you a new one" and I'd say "can I send it back to you smashed??"

 

[Alice Adrenochrome]

So much for the "hand crafted dense metal". What I see here reminds me intensely of the toy cap guns I used to have, playing 'cowboys & indians'. You know, the colts sold for 5$ at the toy shop.
https://storeforknowledge.com/images/schyl-cg.jpg
https://www.toyarsenal.com/toygun/4803blk.jpg
If you took these apart, the result looked pretty similar.
$400...

 

[lcummins]

So much for the "hand crafted dense metal". What I see here reminds me intensely of the toy cap guns I used to have, playing 'cowboys & indians'. You know, the colts sold for 5$ at the toy shop.
https://storeforknowledge.com/images/schyl-cg.jpg
https://www.toyarsenal.com/toygun/4803blk.jpg
If you took these apart, the result looked pretty similar.
$400...

But it is not quite what it appears! This thing was solid and took some heavy blows to take apart. If you look carefully, you will see that most of the metal pieces didn't actually break, but came apart after glue, etc was broken. The main barrel only has small scratches have several blows with the hammer.

 

[El Roranous]

...now quickly...glue it back together.

 

[sanpedromanrique]

That handle looks soooo cheap!!!!!!!

 

[lcummins]

...now quickly...glue it back together.

It wouldn't be that easy to do...

That handle looks soooo cheap!!!!!!!

It is a very dense resin, and took several blows to break it as well!

 

[Toast]

I guess thats the battle damage version

You should have made a Lonnievision and showed us how you did it lol, you must have had to hit that thing pretty damn hard good job

 

[Crimsonbob]

Thats so cringe worthy its unreal, good job though. I hope your new 1 is all nice n shiny, and do remember u wont have to smash it with a hammer, resist the urge resist....