Smashing statues

[fronkenstein]

I have to smash my Jack Sparrow statue for a replacement that is coming in the mail. What are your smashing recommendations?
Drop him off the roof of my house seems like the most fun idea I've had.

 

[Darth Cruel]

You have to make a video of it and upload it to youtube to begin with.

Dropping it off the house is not bad. But I bet you can think of something more imaginative and entertaining than that. Put some time and effort in to it and make it fun!

 

[user 1190]

Having your significant other destroy in a video saying its getting back at you seems to be popular LOL

 

[The Ringer]

Having your significant other destroy in a video saying its getting back at you seems to be popular LOL

It seems like that just happened yesterday. I remember how everyone on the board was freaking out and psychoanalyzing the crap out of it.

 

[The Ween]

You'll have to check the master Pitu's vid where he busts up a statue. I think it was Hulk or Thing. I'm too lazy to look it up right now.

 

[mr.thrifty]

Put some gas on the base and light that F'r on fire first. I don't think that's been done yet. .....and yes, you must film it...

 

[Darth Madden]

When in doubt..... C4.

 

[The Ween]

Put some gas on the base and light that F'r on fire first. I don't think that's been done yet. .....and yes, you must film it...

This is Jack!! You have to use rum!

 

[Darth Cruel]

Put it on a RC chasis...then take it to a road construction site where there is a steamroller and drive it under the steamroller.

Videotaping the whole thing, of course.

Edit - Or stand it in front of the steamroller and have sound effects of Jack Screaming STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP for 3 minutes before the steamroller hits him like the goon from Austin Powers.

 

[The Mike]

Rum would be fitting but I say, tie it to the back of your car and ride around watching it tumble and smash as you go.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

When in doubt..... C4.

this

 

[fronkenstein]

This is Jack!! You have to use rum!

And make him walk the plank (off the roof)

 

[lordelesar]

Best.thread.ever... I am literally laughing out loud reading the recommendations...

 

[Darth Madden]

Best.thread.ever... I am literally laughing out loud reading the recommendations...

Yep, almost makes me wish I had to smash one.

 

[Starkiller]

This is my band name.

 

[fronkenstein]

This is my band name.

 

[daikkenaurora]

sit on it.