Star Wars XXX

[The Mike]

Because apparently, all of the actual spoofs weren't good enough and due to the recent successes of the comic books stuff, they are making a legitimate Star Wars porn...the same guys who did the Batman and Superman ones are handling this:

Star Wars XXX (it’s 3D!) is currently in production and here are some images I’ve been getting from the shoot…clearly I have to share the wealth. Photos feature Rihanna Rimes as Oola, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan, and Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker. And yeah, director says “Chewy gets laid”! Photos are courtesy of Axel Braun Productions (and my pimped-out text message inbox). Giggity.

This is a little nuts....(pardon the pun).

 

[Devil_666]

Star Wars nerds jerk it to the regular movie anyways, so it's a no-brainer to add in some porn for them.

 

[CelticPredator]

Hm...they used real sets, and costumes.

Better then the PT already!

 

[Sachiel]

I'd just as soon ____ a Wookie!

 

[Batty]

Oooooo, I hope HT picks up the license!

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

And yeah, director says “Chewy gets laid”!

I've got a bad feeling about this.

 

[DarthNeil]

Someone get this walking carpet out of my way....

 

[78Myers]

Jada Fire? Sienna West?

No Prya Rai? C'mon man...

 

[barryo]

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell.......................

 

[steveo]

Really? Why?

 

[Deckard]

Thats no moon...

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

 

[Deckard]

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell.......................

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Awesome.

 

[DarthNeil]

Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

 

[Deckard]

"Jek pull out"

"No, I'm all—Aargh"

 

[barryo]

Possible he came in through the south entrance......................

 

[Deckard]

Get clear Wedge you can't do anymore good back there.

 

[TheFiend]

I think its more funny that people have these lines memorized