Tentacle Grape: 'The most delicious hentai soda on the market'

[The Mike]

So remember that the definition of Hentai is:

Hentai (変態 or へんたい, Hentai) is a Japanese word that, in the West, is used when referring to sexually explicit or pornographic comics and animation, particularly Japanese anime, manga and computer games (see Japanese pornography). In Japan it can be used to mean "metamorphosis" or "abnormality". The word "hentai" has a negative connotation to the Japanese and is commonly used to mean "sexually perverted".

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Not many drinks dare to bill themselves as "hentai soda," but it looks like this here Tentacle Grape soda isn't going for the mom-and-pop crowd. This drink is a dangerous one, I can tell. Men, don't let your girlfriends drink this alone -- there's a strong possibility that she'll have been assaulted and covered in a mysterious slime by the time you see her again.

The drink's deep purple color instantly brings flashbacks to the oozing jelly commonly found secreting from most Japanese tentacles. The people at Tentacle Grape probably have a storehouse of tentacles, where they collect this jelly into large vats, and through the carbonation process, the jelly's grape flavor comes out -- which is, in fact, the reason why women in hentai have such trouble resisting the tentacles. It's so delicious.

The Tentacle Grape team is trying to control the release of tentacles into the US market -- they're accepting pre-orders now. Of course, they're not making it easily accessible to lolitas and such like that, because they won't have the $15.99 to buy six bottles. I guess they've got to make their money back on importing those tentacles, right?

 

[GrueSam]

Uhhhhh, let me know if it's worth the money?

 

[CelticPredator]

I love how the G blends in....

 

[The Ween]

So remember that the definition of Hentai is:



Okay read on

Not many drinks dare to bill themselves as "hentai soda," but it looks like this here Tentacle Grape soda isn't going for the mom-and-pop crowd. This drink is a dangerous one, I can tell. Men, don't let your girlfriends drink this alone -- there's a strong possibility that she'll have been assaulted and covered in a mysterious slime by the time you see her again.

The drink's deep purple color instantly brings flashbacks to the oozing jelly commonly found secreting from most Japanese tentacles. The people at Tentacle Grape probably have a storehouse of tentacles, where they collect this jelly into large vats, and through the carbonation process, the jelly's grape flavor comes out -- which is, in fact, the reason why women in hentai have such trouble resisting the tentacles. It's so delicious.

The Tentacle Grape team is trying to control the release of tentacles into the US market -- they're accepting pre-orders now. Of course, they're not making it easily accessible to lolitas and such like that, because they won't have the $15.99 to buy six bottles. I guess they've got to make their money back on importing those tentacles, right?

"oozing jelly commonly found secreting from most Japanese tentacles."

From what I've heard about the Japanese, I doubt I'd call it a tentacle.

 

[CelticPredator]

Its a tenticle. A big green juicy tenticle that gets bigger when you rub it.......yeah...erm....yeah.

 

[The Ween]

Its a tenticle. A big green juicy tenticle that gets bigger when you rub it.......yeah...erm....yeah.

You know this how?

 

[CelticPredator]

My dog was Tentacle raped....

 

[Kabukiman]

If that's for real, I will be ordering several cases.

 

[The Mike]

Here is the site to order:

https://www.tentaclegrape.com/buy.php

******* its purple.....let me know if its full of tentacley goodness....

 

[The Craw]

this is hillarious. nothing like sitting back and watching a little hentai porn while enjoying a nice bottle of Tentacle gRape.

 

[Darth Waller]

Wow, that's way more expensive than really good import beer.

 

[The Craw]

Wow, that's way more expensive than really good import beer.

Tentacle gRape doesnt come cheap.