The New Lara Croft Announced

[The Mike]

Alison Carroll is the new face/chest of Lara Croft
Aug 12 2008

Meet UK receptionist/gymnast Alison Carroll. She's just been announced as the new face of Lara Croft since Angelina Jolie has decided to become the vaginal portal for an entire civilization. The Telegraph reports:

But Carroll has not landed a movie role - instead she will promote the new Tomb Raider video game, Underworld, which is released in November. Nell McAndrew found fame as the first Lara Croft model in the 1990s. Carroll will star in TV adverts and travel the world to meet Lara Croft fans.
Winning the role of Lara means Carroll can quit her job as a receptionist.
"This is a fantastic opportuntiy and I am really looking forward to embracing Lara's world," she said. "I still can't believe they chose me to take on the role of Lara - and I can't wait to get stuck in. This is my dream job. I have always wanted to be an action hero and hope to be able to use my gymnastic ability to perform all of Lara's stunts."

 

[King Darkness]

DAMN, she all kinds of HOT!!

since Angelina Jolie has decided to become the vaginal portal for an entire civilization

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

Wow, that second shot is just a tad provocative.

 

[The ill Jedi]

Yep, she's hot alright and she gets my stamp of approval for portraying the new Lara.

 

[quadcent]

Wow, that second shot is just a tad provocative.

hell yeah, saw the leg first as i scrolled down, then the head, and bang it hit me. i'm speechless. (mostly because i can't close my mouth)

have to admit very hot, in a nasty way, a good replacement for ang.

 

[IrishJedi]

Hot. Actually British. Big Bewbs. Lack of tattoos. Obviously athletic. Cool-looking leg scar.

Yeah, she'll do just fine.

 

[ONEYE]

That second picture just screams, "WELL, HELLO THERE!"

 

[Bullseye]

Looks like she has had a lot of on her knees action.

 

[BadMoon]

I wonder how she got the marks on her knee.

 

[MooMooEgg]

oooh, smexy ^_^

 

[ONEYE]

Looks like she has had a lot of on her knees action.

Bullseye!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Powder anyone?

 

[The Mike]

Looks like she has had a lot of on her knees action.

Well....she had to secure the job right?

 

[Kratos]

Spose she don't look to bad..........
Awww hell who am I kidding shes great and farking hot

 

[Vader AL]

hot for sure but doesn't portray lara to me....needs to be taller and with longer arms/legs. i do think Angelina has the body form for lara and the face.

 

[Fritz]

The second shot is Muy Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy! She looks like a pretty good Lara to me.

Are they planning any more Tomb Raider movies? If so, is Angelina Jolie going to be involved or is she done with that franchise?

 

[Alice Adrenochrome]

Catchy... !!!

 

[Rogue Trooper]

Shes Hot!

Watched a video of her on utube, that girl can move and shes got a nice accent.

 

[Cuddly Vampire]

Powder anyone?

If sideshow's PF had been in this pose I am sure it would have sold more.

 

[Isildur's bane]

The second shot is Muy Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy! She looks like a pretty good Lara to me.

Are they planning any more Tomb Raider movies? If so, is Angelina Jolie going to be involved or is she done with that franchise?

If you liked that shot, how about this one