Things I Hate

[Snake Plissken]

I do that everyday. I even put them on inside before I'm ready to leave.

You wear old lady sunglasses?

 

[Solidus]

Ray Ban aviators

 

[anwe]

Anyone who works in my office and has to wear their sunglasses when they come in to work and don't take them off until they're seated at their desk.

I do that everyday. I even put them on inside before I'm ready to leave.

I do that too. Of course that is because I'm using perscription sunglasses.

 

[Solidus]

I also like to wear aviators whilst staring intensely at the sunset with hair blowing in the wind, and the song "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak playing in my head. Chicks dig that, but what's more important is that I dig it even more. Sadly, most people can't understand that level of awesome.

 

[YoNoSe]

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades.

 

[Solidus]

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades.

 

[pixletwin]

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades.

Is that the lyric? I always wondered what the crap that guy was singing!

 

[YoNoSe]

Is that the lyric? I always wondered what the crap that guy was singing!

I'm like 80% sure.

 

[Lejuan]

vet bill

 

[YoNoSe]

vet bill

Kitty okay?

 

[Lejuan]

Kitty okay?

Not once I get the little stitched-up ******* home!

 

[Lejuan]

Nah, he's a good cat. He was a 'rescue cat', picked him up as a 4-year old from the local shelter a year ago. He cleared out all our chicken-feed eating rats within weeks, so he's earned his keep.

He must've pierced himself on a sharp branch or something, rocked up the other day with a wound the size of a quarter in his armpit.

 

[YoNoSe]

Ah. Well speedy recovery to the expensive little bastid.

 

[Lejuan]

Thanks mate! He'll be alright. It's my wallet that's in intensive care

 

[devilof76]

Make him clean bathrooms for a month. You have daughters, right?

 

[Lejuan]

Make him clean bathrooms for a month. You have daughters, right?

He should clean our bathroom. Specially since he decided that drinking from his own water bowl was beneath him and started drinking from our hand basin's dripping tap instead

Must fix that damned faucet

 

[devilof76]

Does he shed on the counter? My cat used to sit on the back of the toilet when I took a shower and over the winter she slowly built up a carpet of black hair on the porcelain. I told her she needed to clean that up. She told me no.

 

[Lejuan]

He sheds everywhere. But that's ok. He lets me clean it up.

 

[devilof76]

Cats are nothing if not magnanimous.

 

[RIDDICK]

That I'm 28 y.o. already. "Happy" Birthday to me.