Uwe Boll is Insane.

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I'VE BEEN AT THE PREMIERE OF POSTAL IN MONTREAL AND UWE BOLL WAS THERE PRESENTING HIS FILM.HE INDEED BELIEVES A LOT IN HIS PRODUCT.:lol
 
I saw him on the G4 SDCC special. He really does take himself and his "films" very seriously.
 
Uwe Boll is my hero. :lol
The mans faith in his own awesomeness is completely unshakable despite massive and incontrovertible evidence to the contrary.
That type of insanity is rare and needs to be cherished. . . :rotfl
 
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He follows in the foot steps of the great lord Darth Helmet. He believes "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb". I really think he follows this path because he has yet to make a good movie.
 
I still loved the fact that the guy challenged critics who bashed his movies to a boxing match and actually did it.
 
Thank God Uwe Boll didn't rape my childhood. He skipped my generation. :lol

He gives the video game world a bad name. Seriously, think of all the good video games that he's directed or will be directing and how he's going to slaughter them. I believe he's going to be doing a Far Cry movie too.

And the sad thing is, I've watched a couple of his movies, and they are just so horrible it's hard to imagine.
 
He gives the video game world a bad name. Seriously, think of all the good video games that he's directed or will be directing and how he's going to slaughter them. I believe he's going to be doing a Far Cry movie too.

And the sad thing is, I've watched a couple of his movies, and they are just so horrible it's hard to imagine.

I love House of the Dead in a "Plan 9 from Outer Space" kind of way. That graveyard shootout scene is one of the most laughably amateurish things ever put on film. It's hysterical. :rotfl
 
One step up from Uwe Boll is Paul W.S. Anderson...

He's probably going to rape my childhood with his Castlevania movie. :( :monkey2 :monkey2 :monkey2
 
One step up from Uwe Boll is Paul W.S. Anderson...

He's probably going to rape my childhood with his Castlevania movie. :( :monkey2 :monkey2 :monkey2

Actually, I d say he's one step below. At least with Uwe Boll, there's a camp factor that lets you enjoy his films on an "Ed Wood/I can't believe how childishly awful this is" level. Anderson just makes genuinely unentertaining movies.

I mean, how in the world you can make an Alien vs Predator movie boring is beyond me, but Paul WS Anderson managed to do just that.
 
I would like to personally challenge Uwe Boll to a Sideshow Freaks boxing match. I know he is pretty tough but I will win. Set it up Dave contact G4 and tell Uwe his movies suck. I will not fall down so easy. I am a US MARINE and will love to show UWE how much his movies suck. If he likes to box good for him. Let him not fight a nerd let him fight the BadMoon! :monkey5:monkey5:monkey5
 
I would like to personally challenge Uwe Boll to a Sideshow Freaks boxing match. I know he is pretty tough but I will win. Set it up Dave contact G4 and tell Uwe his movies suck. I will not fall down so easy. I am a US MARINE and will love to show UWE how much his movies suck. If he likes to box good for him. Let him not fight a nerd let him fight the BadMoon! :monkey5:monkey5:monkey5

You do know that he was a proffesional boxer? (which was why he did the boxing thing anyway)
 
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