Wadda Douche!

[BadMoon]

So I was in a hotel today in trainings all day. When I arrived there were big signs for a narcotics police convention and there were cops everywhere. Albeit they weren't in uniform but given the haircuts and such you could clearly tell. So we heard some screaming and stuff while we were in training and wondered what was going on.

Some douche pickle decided today would be a good time to try to rob someone at gun point in the bathroom of the hotel. Needless to say it was a cop that also had a gun. The officer complied and as soon as the guy left drew his weapon and gave chase along with a whole horde of officers.

He is no being held at the Dauphin County prison on $1 million bail.

So I say to you sir, Wadda Douche!

 

[BadMoon]

Here is the news story.

https://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0309/607836.html

Swatara Township, Pa. - A Harrisburg man is accused of robbing a retired police officer at gunpoint inside a hotel that was hosting a police seminar.

Nineteen-year-old Jerome Blanchett was taken into custody by the victim and several of his colleagues this morning as he tried to make his escape in a waiting taxi, according to police.

Swatara Township police say the incident occurred at the Holiday Inn Harrisburg East, at 4751 Lindle Road, shortly before 8:30 a.m. The hotel was hosting the Narcotics Law Enforcement Seminar. ABC 27 Talkback:
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"He was probably the stupidest criminal in the state of Pennsylvania," John Comparetto said. "There was a big sign by the front door that said,' Welcome Pennsylvania Narcotics Officers Association.' He had to walk right past that sign. There were 300 cops in here. There were police cars all over the parking lot."

Comparetto says in his 35 years of law enforcement as an officer with the New York City Police Department and a police chief in New Jersey, he's been involved in at least half a dozen shootouts. But he says he never starred down the barrel of a gun before today.

He was speaking at the conference and had stepped out to use a restroom.

"When I finished, he started walking towards me, reached in, pulled out a large automatic and put it to my face," Comparetto said. "He said to me, 'if you move, I'll kill you.'"

Comparetto says the suspect demanded his cash and cell phone - then told him to drop his pants.

"I have an ankle holster on. I didn't want him to see it so I dropped my pants, but I covered the ankle holster," he said. "He exited the door. I drew my gun. As I'm picking up my pants, I ran out."

Police say Blanchett fled to the parking lot and jumped into a taxi. But after he ran past the front desk, hotel workers called 911 and notified other police officers attending the conference.

Comparetto says he confronted the suspect in the cab.

"I said, 'Let me see your hands. If you move your hands, I'll kill ya,'" he said.

Within seconds, Comparetto says at least ten officers dragged the suspect out of the cab and placed him in handcuffs before on-duty police officers arrived on the scene.

"I think bizarre is a good word to describe the sequence of events," said Lt. Tom Staufer of Swatara Township Police. "Something like that doesn't happen every day."

Blanchett, who already had a criminal record, was charged with robbery, terroristic threats, reckless endangerment, simple assault and firearms violations. He was placed in Dauphin County Prison in lieu of $1 million bail.

 

[Kuzeh]

That is awesome!!
I'm glad that stupid criminals get caught!!...

 

[Hew]

Can not make that stuff up -- hi-lar-ious.

 

[Voorhees27]

Nice! You just know this guy had it coming. Police convention nonetheless, ahahahahahahahahaha douche indeed!

 

[uscmhicks]

 

[mr.thrifty]

now you have to pay for his support for how long? .......................

 

[BadMoon]

now you have to pay for his support for how long? .......................

Exactly!


Seriously though, when I rolled up I was glad I didn't do anything wrong. There were cop cars everywhere and huge freaking signs out in front of the hotel.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

You're right...wadda douche!

 

[Dally]

I saw that on the news earlier. I live fairly close to Harrisburg.

 

[bran-chan]

Obviously he has no reading comprehension, lol.

 

[Batty]

Man, this thread could have been about so many people.

 

[BadMoon]

Man, this thread could have been about so many people.

 

[Bannister]

Man, this thread could have been about so many people.

 

[hoodonit00]

Wow if you live around Harrisburg we're nearly neighbors.

 

[BadMoon]

Wow if you live around Harrisburg we're nearly neighbors.

 

[King Darkness]

Man, this thread could have been about so many people.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Bannister]

When I shipped your poster recently I looked on a map and saw you live pretty close to where my father is from. No wonder I hate my father.

 

[Kabukiman]

I *love* stupid criminal stories like this!

 

[Balsquat]

let me try...
WHAAADAAA DOUCHE!

Feels good to say it