"Welcome to Earth..."

[Deak Starkiller]

If this is true...we are ____ed. Food for thought.

Yahoo!

"Retired NORAD Officer's New Book Predicts a Tentative Worldwide UFO Display on October 13, 2010"

 

[The Craw]

i think he just saw Independance Day for the first time.

 

[Mesa]

This would be the coolest birthday present.

 

[Mesa]

A newly-published book by a retired NORAD officer predicts October 13, 2010 as the tentative date for a fleet of extraterrestrial vehicles to hover for hours over the earth's principal cities. Author says the event to be the first in a series intended to avert a planetary catastrophe resulting from increasing levels of carbon-dioxide in the earth's atmosphere dangerously approaching a "critical mass."

You're _____t!n me. This is what happens when people take "global warming" too seriously. Probably Al Gore is the ambassador to welcome to save us from ourselves.

 

[devilof76]

I'm officially not concerned.

 

[The Craw]

i don't live anywhere near a "principal city" so i got nothing to worry about when they unleash the deadly Frap Ray.

 

[devilof76]

So which of the Four Horsemen is CO2?

 

[Deak Starkiller]

So for fun, let's just entertain the thought that this will happen. What would you do? I don't think I'd go to work that day.

 

[Jen]

I'm going to have my camera ready just in case!

 

[mr.thrifty]

About time.....

 

[devilof76]

I might go to work. Depends if the closest ship is Boston or New York. I could sit still for a bit if they were as far away as Manhattan, but Boston...I think I'd be planning on a long walk into the woods.

 

[wHySoSeRiOuS203]

i don't live anywhere near a "principal city" so i got nothing to worry about when they unleash the deadly *** Ray.

naaasty

This would be the coolest birthday present.

three days after mine?

 

[The Craw]

So for fun, let's just entertain the thought that this will happen. What would you do? I don't think I'd go to work that day.

i would still go to work. i gotta get funds for Beachhead.

 

[devilof76]

Oh crap. Yeah, too bad I'll have to live with an alien probe up my butt. It doesn't matter. Beachhead is more important than my virginity.

 

[King Darkness]

Beachhead is more important than my virginity.

This is a wise man indeed

Ones rectal innocence takes a backseat, or is it backdoor, to Beachhead any day of the week!

 

[Darthrazz]

I, for one will welcome our new alien overlords, with open arms.

 

[Darthrazz]

naaasty



three days after mine?

Your birthday is also 10/10/10?

 

[King Darkness]

I, for one will welcome our new alien overlords, with open butt-cheeks.

Fixed.

 

[Darthrazz]

Fixed.

Ha ha!

 

[The Ween]

I hope they bring me a cool new toy!