Why I don't do/deal drugs, steal, rape or kill... (WARNING:do not watch if squeamish)

[Dr.Mirakle32]

Not that those are positive things to begin with, but watching alot of MSNBC lately really puts things in perspective:

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I also stumbled upon this, which was equally frightening and hilarious, so much so that it became the subject of a popular Chris Rock joke:

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[Trustey]

Damn. Thanks for breakin it down for us Dr.M.

 

[OSCORP]

You didn't see the sandbox section?

 

[Batty]

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[da Bronx Commando]

I wish I can show this to my students at work that think they're tough!! It'll let them know. "Somebody got to give up some booty!"

 

[Dr.Mirakle32]

You didn't see the sandbox section?

I figured it could fit in either.

 

[El Roranous]

OMG. Wow. I really don't know what else to say. That's just the way it is in there. I hope desperately to never get locked away.

 

[The Chaver]

Sounds like a bunch of MSNBC bull^^^^ if you ask me. Prisons are ^^^^ed up but it aint all boogyman ^^^^ed up like that! You might have got away with raping some dude back in the 60s & 70s but not anymore,not unless you wanted to give it up. Besides if you wanted some "booty" you don't have to take it,there's mother^^^^ers in there that will either give it or sell it to you.

Those ^^^^ing dudes getting interviewed are either acting or blowing smoke up everyones ***** and then laughing THEIR *****/booty's off all the way back to their cells.

 

[da Bronx Commando]

Sounds like a bunch of MSNBC bull^^^^ if you ask me. Prisons are ^^^^ed up but it aint all boogyman ^^^^ed up like that! You might have got away with raping some dude back in the 60s & 70s but not anymore,not unless you wanted to give it up. Besides if you wanted some "booty" you don't have to take it,there's mother^^^^ers in there that will either give it or sell it to you.

Those ^^^^ing dudes getting interviewed are either acting or blowing smoke up everyones ***** and then laughing THEIR *****/booty's off all the way back to their cells.

Even so, you gotta admit it is funny!!

 

[BadMoon]

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I so was going to post this.

 

[plasmid303]

I figured it could fit in either.

^ Was that a euphemism?

 

[ProgMatinee]

^ Was that a euphemism?

 

[Voorhees27]

Key phrases that will scar TheTerminator forever!

"Suckin my ass!"

 

[BadMoon]

Key phrases that will scar TheTerminator forever!

"Suckin my ass!"

Thats called tossing the salad man. It only takes 10 minutes of your time.

 

[Bannister]

Thats called tossing the salad man. It only takes 10 minutes of your time.

I'd toss her salad.

 

[BadMoon]

I'd toss her salad.

Just for starters.

 

[mr.thrifty]

 

[-Super Hans-]

im seeing alot of salad tossing animal pics from you lately thrifty

 

[Eli26]

I'd toss her salad.

Question is... will she toss your salad? Answer... honestly... John...

 

[BadMoon]

Question is... will she toss your salad? Answer... honestly... John...

I already have a 5% chance of this because I prayed. True story.