100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes

[Batfreak]

Has Cobra been mentioned yet??




omg even though i liked that movie its one of stallones worst when it comes to dialogue, but i guess it would be one of those "so bad its good" movies.



"i dont deal with psycho's, i put'em away"

"your a disease...and im the cure"

"you have the right to remain silent.." *lights guy on fire*

"this is where the law stops....and i start....SUCKA"

"thats bad for your health" "what is mon?" "ME"

 

[The Ringer]

And what the ____ is Boromir doing on there?!

That one stumped me too.

 

[Bamboota]

Yeah...what about Van Damme in Street Fighter with....


"It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine. "



Come on...that's a classic!

 

[karamazov80]

Sorry to you LOTR fans, but yeah, that Boromir line is a bit cheesy

Here is one of my favorites not included on the list:

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[The Ween]

Hilarious how many times Arnie shows up and how many times Batman and Robin and ROTS make this list.

Warning: NSFW Language

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There are some in there that were "cheesy" but alot of them were great. The 300 one and Boromir shouldn't be in there at all.

 

[Voorhees27]

Yeah screaming to your troops that you will be dinning in hell is kinda cool imo.

 

[Deckard]

Alot of those lines don't belong. I can think of far worse. At least Troll 2 made its way in there. And what the hell is up with that Dolph Lundgren scene. Reminded me of the Its Always Sunny episode where they want to make an action porn with Dolph.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

And Batman with his bloody credit card. Forgot about that one! lol

dude, I've forgotten that whole movie

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Alot of those lines don't belong. I can think of far worse. At least Troll 2 made its way in there. And what the hell is up with that Dolph Lundgren scene. Reminded me of the Its Always Sunny episode where they want to make an action porn with Dolph.

I agree some don't belong in there at all

 

[wHySoSeRiOuS203]

lmao I always say the "mexi-can mexi-cant line"

 

[wHySoSeRiOuS203]

dude, I've forgotten that whole movie

whod want to remember it?? SCREW THEM AND THEYRE RUBBER LIPS!!

 

[tbay]

I think the Darth Vader, "No!!!!", scene was probably the cheesiest because it was the climax of the 3 prequels. what a disappointment. "you had me at hello" is complete cheese, but when I watched it I was actually touched (i was young!), now i want to barf and hide my head under the blanket when i see it.

Didn't think the Lethal Weapon, "we're too old" line is cheesy though, guess i just love that series. I thought the braveheart line only became cheesy because it was parodied so much, thought it was cool at the time.

I realized that no matter what line Marky Mark and Keanu say it's their delivery that makes it cheesy so you could probably do a top 100 list with just those two douches

 

[Entropy]

The video is fail because it doesn't have my favorite cheesy line of all time, in 'Cyborg 2' (starring Angelina Jolie) the great Jack Palance says, in a way only he could, "If you want to dine with the devil, you're going to need a long spoon!"

 

[karamazov80]

There is also this one (at 33 seconds):

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and this one, of course. I don't know if it is technically "cheesy," but whatever it is, it belongs in any compilation of great/horrible movie lines:

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[Bamboota]

There is also this one (at 33 seconds):

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and this one, of course. I don't know if it is technically "cheesy," but whatever it is, it belongs in any compilation of great/horrible movie lines:

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OMG!!! I'm seriously cracking my ass off here, especially cuz of the WTFness of Garbage Day?!!!!!!

AWESOME KAR!

 

[ChaserFan]

These had me on the floor:

"He's got space dementia"

"Can you just hold on for a second, I'm on my hamburger phone"

"Are you a Mexican, or a Mexican't"

"I like having nice tits"

"Plan on murdering me in my sleep? What, no"

"STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!"

"They're eating her.......then they're going to eat me"

"It's a pressure valve, it won't open unless there's tremendous pressure" <<< My fav right here!

"I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth"

Quite a few on that list weren't that cheesy.........plus if it's an Arnie quote, it's not cheesy at all, it's just plain old awesome!.

 

[karamazov80]

"They're eating her.......then they're going to eat me"

They left off the best part. After that, the guy says, "Oh my Gooooooooooood!"

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[ChaserFan]

They left off the best part. After that, the guy says, "Oh my Gooooooooooood!"

That was great! Never seen that movie...........and I don't plan on now either.

 

[Bamboota]

OH MY GGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!! That was great!!!

Keep em coming!!!

 

[Darkseed]

Piper in "They Live": I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. I am all out of bubble gum is classic.