7th World Problems

[Devil_666]

The TV I just bought was too big to fit in my car. So I bought a bigger car to put in my car so I can watch my TV in my car WHILE I'm in my car. Dawg.

I accidentally got a Viagra pill caught in my throat and now my neck is stiff. And it's been over 4 hours!

it is sunny outside but im agoraphobic. Not to mention I have no sun tan lotion.

I feel like i have to go to the bathroom, but i tried five minutes ago and couldn't. Now I know when I finally go it's gonna take a roll and a half of toilet paper to clean up my chocolate starfish.

my dryer takes longer to dry than my washer does to wash. I would hit the machines but then the Korean lady who owns them in the laundry mat where I wash my clothes would complain and yell "you leave now!!".

I didn't have any ice cubes made so the BJ I'm getting is a little warmer than I prefer.

I live in the city so the ice cream man doesn't go down my block. Actually we don't have any ice cream man unless you count the angry middle eastern guy who runs the corner store and always acts like I'm bothering him by spending money at his store.

I accidentally bought the wrong brand of toothpaste. this one tastes like Poligrip denture glue. I wanted the one that tastes like Fixident denture glue.

 

[King Darkness]

The TV I just bought was too big to fit in my car. So I bought a bigger car to put in my car so I can watch my TV in my car WHILE I'm in my car. Dawg.

I accidentally got a Viagra pill caught in my throat and now my neck is stiff. And it's been over 4 hours!

it is sunny outside but im agoraphobic. Not to mention I have no sun tan lotion.

I feel like i have to go to the bathroom, but i tried five minutes ago and couldn't. Now I know when I finally go it's gonna take a roll and a half of toilet paper to clean up my chocolate starfish.

my dryer takes longer to dry than my washer does to wash. I would hit the machines but then the Korean lady who owns them in the laundry mat where I wash my clothes would complain and yell "you leave now!!".

I didn't have any ice cubes made so the BJ I'm getting is a little warmer than I prefer.

I live in the city so the ice cream man doesn't go down my block. Actually we don't have any ice cream man unless you count the angry middle eastern guy who runs the corner store and always acts like I'm bothering him by spending money at his store.

I accidentally bought the wrong brand of toothpaste. this one tastes like Poligrip denture glue. I wanted the one that tastes like Fixident denture glue.

OH MY GOD!

Me too

 

[barryo]

walk it off buddy.................just walk it off..........

 

[Voorhees27]

Devil666, now you got the juice.

 

[King Darkness]

I don't have juice. This is ____ing bull____!

 

[Voorhees27]

I don't have juice. This is ____ing bull____!

Well you either gotta start a dope thread or kill somebody. Then you get the juice.

 

[King Darkness]

What if I kill a dope thread? I've done that to many times to count.

 

[Voorhees27]

What if I kill a dope thread? I've done that to many times to count.

Well normally that'd be ok but you'd be dissin' on a fellow homeboy. I could just see you gettin all shot up in Vegas one day so nah don't bother.

 

[King Darkness]

I just want some fothermucking juice!!!

This is bull____!

 

[Devil_666]

Devil666, now you got the juice.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

^^^^^

 

[The Craw]

my biggest problem is when i get wood and there's no chick around to use it on. so then i'm forced to *** it.

 

[barryo]

juice?...............wtf?...............i didn't know they were serving juice............hope it isnt apple juice, i hate apple juice.........i fell out of an apple tree once and broke my wrist and ever since i've hated anything related to apples.............go figure that. no damn wonder my teacher failed me when i brought her a pear.......

i hate apples as almost as much as i hate that damn commie sean..........that red dot lovin bastard. red dots...........red apples............coincidence?........i think not...

wtf is this thread about again?

 

[King Darkness]

Does Sean have juice?

 

[barryo]

i dont know, but i'm pretty sure he does some awful things with oranges.....................all the commies do weird stuff with fruit........

 

[King Darkness]

I once swallowed an entire orange and pooped out a duck

 

[Voorhees27]

i dont know, but i'm pretty sure he does some awful things with oranges.....................all the commies do weird stuff with fruit........

I heard he juggled the oranges and humped the watermelon.

 

[barryo]

king is a commie quacker...........

 

[barryo]

I heard he juggled the oranges and humped the watermelon.

i saw that show on a side street in Tijuana once................hmmm............i wonder if that makes me a commie by proxy........

 

[thenammagazine]

I once swallowed

So then you did get juice.