A Mind Numbingly Unimportant email I got earlier

[TolkienCollector]

'Cos they can't take a joke???

 

[creecher]

a 90% success rate

Not doing too well with their 40 years of experience. Lucky they don't have that score on ebay.

I wonder why so many people are defecting to other boards...

I thought it was me, and are people really defecting to other boards? I guess that's why it's called defecting, there must be a defect if they are going elsewhere, this place is the best. Some people can't see the Ent's for the forest.

'Cos they can't take a joke???

I get it.

I am free

I'm not greedy, I'll have one. Yes please.

 

[EriatarkaESP]

Freedom costs a buck-oh-five...

 

[Naugladur]

they're what?

And here I thought people were excreting to other boards.