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OK people one more time:
Sex is just about perfect the way it is. It does not need to be improved upon.
So before you plug things in, pierce things, tie things around your neck, surgically split things to make it 'better' maybe you're just doing it wrong.
 
OK people one more time:
Sex is just about perfect the way it is. It does not need to be improved upon.
So before you plug things in, pierce things, tie things around your neck, surgically split things to make it 'better' maybe you're just doing it wrong.

:lecture :lecture :lecture :lecture
 
OK people one more time:
Sex is just about perfect the way it is. It does not need to be improved upon.
So before you plug things in, pierce things, tie things around your neck, surgically split things to make it 'better' maybe you're just doing it wrong.

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

Nothing wrong with all kinds of positions, though. :monkey5
 
How many are mentioned in the Karma Sutra anyway? Isn't it over 400? If so, how can you get bored? :confused:
 
I think this guy may have misunderstood this move.

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Yikes! I didn't get three children from humping a hair dryer, thank you very much. I do feel bad for him, but he absolutely should have known better.
 
"What dee hell is a sigh-bee-an?
Y'all don't need no sibian!! I kin fix yer one up here with dis ole lamp."
 
I have been thinking about this. Why didn't they just go buy a stun gun? :lol Would have been safer! She could have yelled "Dont taze me dude!" :monkey3
 
What a douche bag!

What ever happen to some good ol' ass slappin' and a bit of chocking?
 
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