And it gets even worse!!... Short Circuit remake...

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Ugh...
WTF is going on with Hollywood...
Karate Kid remake, Clash of the Titans remake, Commando, Total Recall...
and now...

Short Circuit...
seriously?

https://www.variety.com/article/VR1118004494.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

'Short Circuit' gets 'Robot' touch
Dan Milano to write remake of 1986 comedy
By MICHAEL FLEMING

Dimension Films has tapped Dan Milano to script "Short Circuit," the remake of the 1986 pic.
The original was about an armed robot that acquired a personality after a lightning strike, and sought the help of humans to prevent its destruction by its makers in the military.

Milano, who aside from writing and providing voices for the Adult Swim cartoon "Robot Chicken" and co-creating and playing the title character in "Greg the Bunny," figures to bring a subversive edge to the original film scripted by S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock.

David Foster, who produced the original and is back to produce the remake with Ryan E. Heppe and John Hyde, said that Milano first watched the original while he was in high school, and sparked to updating the concept.

"We're bringing Number 5 into the 21st Century and taking advantage of the improvements in robotics that are so massive that robots are now performing heart surgeries in hospitals," Foster said.

The producer said the robot's visual look won't change, even though Foster said Pixar's "Wall-E" is a dead ringer for the original "Short Circuit" protagonist.

"We think of 'Wall-E' as an extended trailer for our film, because it's the same face," Foster said.

I mean, the guy works on Robot Chicken, which is hilarious... but come on!!!!
 
UGH... if they ever remake Trading Places or Caddyshack I am going to boycott Hollywood.
 
so...if danny milano is penning it...

will johnny 5 be a self aware sex bot that embarks on a comedic adventure of self discovery?

will el debarge parody his classic hit?

will fisher stevens make a cameo and reprise his awful impression of an indian?

tune in next week, same hack time, same hack channel

:yuck
 
seriously these threads should be combined so we can talk about these in one thread. It's getting out of hand with all these remake threads.
 
But with each new thread, it gives us a chance to just laugh at Hollywood. If they were in one thread, we wouldn't see how bad it is.
 
this one goes out to all the ladies with a craving for cardboard cutout of steve gutenberg...........ohhhhh yeahhh (barry white voice)
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Every thread is about remakes now!

Really though, Short Circuit would be sooooo awesome with modern CGI!
 
Ultimately this will be a film for the kiddies... so if they like it what can I say?
 
The remake has already been released, and it was fantastic!

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