Any Skydivers Here?

[BadMoon]

What was his name?

 

[ProgMatinee]

Yes because the arbitrary purchasing of collectibles is so much more rewarding.

Truth.

Skydiving is more comparable to porn rentals. You pay to get your nuts off, and at the end of the day you can't even rewatch it without paying for it all over again.

 

[King Darkness]

Whores and skydiving do have a lot in common.

The least of which is the stain they will leave in your underwear.

 

[King Darkness]

What was his name?

Batty, like you dont remember

 

[BadMoon]

Truth.

Skydiving is more comparable to porn rentals. You pay to get your nuts off, and at the end of the day you can't even rewatch it without paying for it all over again.

So I guess you don't pay to go see a movie, or go to an amusement park or.....wait why am I even bothering?

 

[Batty]

Batty, like you dont remember

That's why I was asking.

 

[BadMoon]

Batty, like you dont remember

Clerks two quote:

Baby those white women are freaky. You wanna try a ^^^^ stain?

 

[ProgMatinee]

So I guess you don't pay to go see a movie, or go to an amusement park or.....wait why am I even bothering?

If they cost $210 for about 1/2 hr, no I wouldn't.

 

[Batty]

So I guess you don't pay to go see a movie, or go to an amusement park or.....wait why am I even bothering?

It's your money, do what makes you happy. It sure beats paying a few hundred dollars whenever your car breaks down.

 

[King Darkness]

$210 is not a bad price for the thrill I would think.

Though you could buy some crack cocaine and get just big a rush for only $20.

 

[BadMoon]

It's your money, do what makes you happy. It sure beats paying a few hundred dollars whenever your car breaks down.

Especially during Valentines day night after spending around $150 for a nice dinner and you hit a rock on the way home having to replace all four of your tires therefore making dinner cost from $150 to about $1500 only to have your crazy as wife leave you 7 months later.

Yes I said that all without pause.

 

[King Darkness]

Especially during Valentines day night after spending around $150 for a nice dinner and you hit a rock on the way home having to replace all four of your tires therefore making dinner cost from $150 to about $1500 only to have your crazy as wife leave you 7 months later.

Yes I said that all without pause.

How big was the ^^^^in' rock

 

[BadMoon]

How big was the ^^^^in' rock

I think it was like half a brick of something in the middle of the road. Bent the damn wheel and everything. So I decided to replace all 4 since the other ones wouldn't have matched.

 

[King Darkness]

Oh, I see. I thought you busted all 4 tires on one rock

As for that other problem, I know some pretty sleazy Mexicans who know how to make people "disappear", for cheap. I'm just sayin'

 

[BadMoon]

Oh, I see. I thought you busted all 4 tires on one rock

As for that other problem, I know some pretty sleazy Mexicans who know how to make people "disappear", for cheap. I'm just sayin'

 

[Kabukiman]

kydiving is more comparable to porn rentals. You pay to get your nuts off, and at the end of the day you can't even rewatch it without paying for it all over again.

Some places will have someone follow you down with a helmet-cam so you can watch your dive again and again. I did that and it was well worth the money.

Even if I couldn't re-watch it, the memories of the experience itself are well above "porn watching" levels. I'd describe it more like "seeing the grand canyon for the first time" or "climbing a mountain." Would you equate those experiences to porn viewing?

 

[King Darkness]

Even if I couldn't re-watch it, the memories of the experience itself are well above "porn watching" levels. I'd describe it more like "seeing the grand canyon for the first time" or "climbing a mountain." Would you equate those experiences to porn viewing?

Honestly I would much rather watch porn than see the grand canyon BORING!!!!!!

Spoiler

its a big boring hole!!!!!

or climbing a mountain I mean really, CLIMB A FREAKIN' MOUNTAIN!!! Yuck

 

[Kabukiman]

Well, I never said it was for everybody...

Just know that the experience will leave a bigger/better impression than Cowpoke Cornhole 2.

 

[Bannister]

Batty, like you dont remember

 

[Bannister]

Isn't it a bit early for your mid life crisis Badmoon? So when are you buying a convertible?