Anyone need a safety deposit box?

[BadMoon]

You can't make this ____ up!

https://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/03/cavity_search_produces_50_bags.html

Cavity search produces 50 bags of heroin in northeastern Pennsylvania, police say

SCRANTON, Pa. — Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.


Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her ______(Vajayjay).

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. It was not clear if she had an attorney.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday.

 

[The Ween]

Isn't Paris Hilton her real name?

 

[BadMoon]

The comments are the best part.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

WTF 22 cents

what she had a dime 2 nickels and 2 pennies up in there

 

[praxitas]

Ha! A friend posted this on FB yesterday. This was my comment --

"I mean is there like a strength and conditioning course you put your snatch through to carry 50+ bags, pills and money for groceries? I wonder if that was her personal best..."

 

[VASith]

I wonder if after banging her you would get a contact high.

 

[BadMoon]

I wonder if after banging her you would get a contact high.

You would at least have lunch money for the day.

 

[BadMoon]

Ha! A friend posted this on FB yesterday. This was my comment --

"I mean is there like a strength and conditioning course you put your snatch through to carry 50+ bags, pills and money for groceries? I wonder if that was her personal best..."

Only in PA man.

Incidentally we just had a guy rob a local bank. He went into the bank and presented his VALID ID to the cleark and acted like he was opening an account. After presenting all of his information he then informed them that this was a robbery. Needless to say the police caught him shortly. Only after he wrecked his care twice. They tested to see if drugs or alcohol was a factor.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

22¢...really?

 

[devilof76]

Damn. If that all broke open, she'd have had a hell of an exit.

 

[barryo]

shouldn't that say "prison purse"?...............

 

[ProgMatinee]

If she had only put the 3 bags they found in her jacket in there instead of the $51.22 she would have gotten away with it.

 

[316what]

One of the best comments:

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22, and 12 Drummers Drumming, 11 Pipers Piping, 10 Lords-a-Leaping, 9 Ladies Dancing, 8 Maids-a-Milking, 7 Swans-a-Swimming, 6 Geese-a-Laying, 5 Gold Rings, 4 Colly Birds, 3 French Hens, 2 Turtle Doves, And a Partridge in a Pear Tree

 

[BadMoon]

One of the best comments:

Hahaha! I missed that one!

 

[TOE]

sound like a good intro to a porn video ....

 

[-Super Hans-]

She still wouldnt be able to take me.

 

[fosing]

i bet she was like an arcade game during intercourse.

please insert coin to continue...

 

[The Ween]

She still wouldnt be able to take me.

 

[The Ween]

"hey, got any smack?"

"Yeah, how much you want?"

"Two bags."

"Okay, just a second."

:cough:

"Here ya go."

"I said two bags."

"Oh....."

:cough:

-squat-

:COUGH:

-squat-

"Hang on......"

-squat, jump, squat, jump, squat-

:COUGH:

"There ya go."

"What's dripping off it?"

"Nevermind, be grateful I don't charge you extra for that!"

 

[barryo]

"hey, got any smack?"

"Yeah, how much you want?"

"Two bags."

"Okay, just a second."

:cough:

"Here ya go."

"I said two bags."

"Oh....."

:cough:

-squat-

:COUGH:

-squat-

"Hang on......"

-squat, jump, squat, jump, squat-

:COUGH:

"There ya go."

"What's dripping off it?"

"Nevermind, be grateful I don't charge you extra for that!"

ween..............you are nucking futs.......