Are you a **** man or a butt man(or woman)?

[Maglor]

I'll be the first to admit that being an ass man is risky... You fall for a nice round booty then 10 years later after a kid or two you're left with a fat wife. Still, nice booty in it's prime is fantastic.

Are you not reading this:

1) This is not necessarily true. Do you really believe that?


2) Many woman get fat as they get older. It's a question of where that fat will go. In a top-heavy woman, the fat will go to her abdomen. It's what you call the apple shape. Flat butted/big chested women are destined for it IF they get fat... plus they will have big saggy tits.

On the other hand, as a woman with a bigger booty gets older and puts on a little weight she gets the pear shape = flat stomach, big hips and thighs. I think that's sexy... and if her ****s are smaller (which they will be if she is a pear) her ****s will be perkier than the apple.

PEAR>>>>>>APPLE

3) My wife has the happy medium you speak of, and I love it. But the huge booties are kind of a fantasy thing that I'm sad you can't enjoy.

Again: a woman's natural shape has nothing to do with whether she will get fat. It just indicated where the fat will go.

A woman with no butt and big ****s will end up with a big fat abdomen. This is not attractive to me.

But a woman with shapely hips and butt will turn into a pear, which is still sex imo.

 

[Maglor]

To illustrate the point even more:

Apple shape:

Pear shape:

 

[DiFabio]

 

[Maglor]

Okay. Sure we would all like to believe that no woman will ever get fat, but if you had to choose which would it be:

Apple shape:

Pear shape:

No contest for me. Pear every time.

 

[devilof76]

Me thinks some of you are confusing a nice butt with a big butt... You can have a big, round, firm butt which is nice, but not all big, round butts are firm and nice.... Capice?

Aria's ass is perfect. And not fat.

It will not go bad after I marry her.

 

[DiFabio]

Okay. Sure we would all like to believe that no woman will ever get fat, but if you had to choose which would it be:


No contest for me. Pear every time.

I'll either opt for replacement parts or a whole new replacement.

 

[Maglor]

Good luck with that.

 

[DiFabio]

When I'm an old wrinkly washed up pervert I'll have tons of $$$ for either choice, or hell maybe both.

Until then I got nothing to worry about.

 

[fosing]

damn you mag....that's poorly illustrated argument.
here's something to refresh me eyes...

 

[devilof76]

damn you mag....that's poorly illustrated argument.

A bit too pragmatic, methinks.

 

[FLOSI]

Are you not reading this:







Again: a woman's natural shape has nothing to do with whether she will get fat. It just indicated where the fat will go.

A woman with no butt and big ****s will end up with a big fat abdomen. This is not attractive to me.

But a woman with shapely hips and butt will turn into a pear, which is still sex imo.

Sorry Mag... I passed over your post because all I could see was LOTS OF WORDS. I was being lazy, but yeah, I agree.

Aria's ass is perfect. And not fat.

It will not go bad after I marry her.

She was at Wondercon a few years back and a buddy and I just sat there at stared at her for an uncomfortable amount of time. She's really ____ing hot.

 

[devilof76]

IS YOUR NAME REALLY WILLIAM BLAKE????????











I envy you William Blake.

 

[cadaver202]

I'm sorry but am I the only one that thinks it looks like she's farting?


I voted butt, but i'm not a fan of giant butts.

 

[EVILFACE]

To illustrate the point even more:

Apple shape:

Pear shape:

All those pears are fat.

 

[Rodders]

I refused to vote as i think both have their visual merits.

 

[FLOSI]

IS YOUR NAME REALLY WILLIAM BLAKE????????











I envy you William Blake.

It is strange that you do not remember any of your poetry, William Blake.

I wanted to do a whole Nobody theme, but putting "Stupid ____ing White Man" under my screen name was too much to resist.

 

[The Ween]

1) This is not necessarily true. Do you really believe that?


2) Many woman get fat as they get older. It's a question of where that fat will go. In a top-heavy woman, the fat will go to her abdomen. It's what you call the apple shape. Flat butted/big chested women are destined for it IF they get fat... plus they will have big saggy tits.

On the other hand, as a woman with a bigger booty gets older and puts on a little weight she gets the pear shape = flat stomach, big hips and thighs. I think that's sexy... and if her ****s are smaller (which they will be if she is a pear) her ****s will be perkier than the apple.

PEAR>>>>>>APPLE

3) My wife has the happy medium you speak of, and I love it. But the huge booties are kind of a fantasy thing that I'm sad you can't enjoy.

 

[Devil_666]

I'm sorry but am I the only one that thinks it looks like she's farting?

Looks like an invitation to an ass party to me.

 

[DiFabio]

More like a _____ ____ing party.

What's their number?

 

[Maglor]

damn you mag....that's poorly illustrated argument.
here's something to refresh me eyes...

You don't believe the illustrations, or you don't like to look at them?

A bit too pragmatic, methinks.

You're right. How dare I bring a little logic into this discussion!

Can you prove me wrong?



...also, I'm building the argument for the assman side. Who's side are you on anyway?!

All those pears are fat.

Ah, so you prefer this:

Cool.

Wahsofunny?