As Art Linkletter used to say...Kids say the darnedest things

[Darth Cruel]

We were at the dinner table last night when my son asked me:

"Dad, what does dysfunction mean?"

I told him, "That just means something doesn't work correctly, why?"

And he looked at me as if pondering what I said and then he said...

"Reptile dysfunction?"

 

[BadMoon]

We were at the dinner table last night when my son asked me:

"Dad, what does dysfunction mean?"

I told him, "That just means something doesn't work correctly, why?"

And he looked at me as if pondering what I said and then he said...

"Reptile dysfunction?"

 

[Darth Cruel]

Yep...it got me to pass macaroni and cheese through my nose.

 

[BadMoon]

Yep...it got me to pass macaroni and cheese through my nose.

I would have died. That is too funny.

 

[BadMoon]

So what was your answer?

Mine would have been. "Ask your mother."

 

[Darth Cruel]

Oh...I could not pass that up. I told him exactly what would be expected from any self-respecting clown...


"Yes, that means your lizard doesn't work."

My wife was not amused.

 

[BadMoon]

Oh...I could not pass that up. I told him exactly what would be expected from any self-respecting clown...


"Yes, that means your lizard doesn't work."

My wife was not amused.

 

[barryo]

ba-dum-pah


..............perfect !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[creecher]

Parents come up with some pretty good stuff too. Great comeback.

 

[Bamboota]

OH Wait...I get it!! HAH!! Took me a minute to see why this was funny!!

Ur kid's a hoot!

 

[Jessica]

LOL!!! Great comeback.

 

[Darth Madden]

"Reptile dysfunction?"

So thats what killed them all off.