Batman the dark knight

[Mr. EcKo]

Batman the dark knight bes batman movie i have ever seen

Cool story bro

 

[Mr. EcKo]

This is the bes shirt I ever bought

 

[wamphyri13]

Thanks Freaks. This is the only thread that has brought me to laughter. What did it?
Starting with a-dev's "...there it is" to darthkostis' x-men fanfic.
Thank you all and Happy New Year.
Ryan

 

[ZaCHw117]

1/4 fan bes poster on this board

 

[Mr. Green]

Watching Warm Bodies.

 

[gothamcityboy]

I have no idea what's going on here.

Lol Me too...

 

[Niltusk]

The title of this thread should be... EVEN BIGGER JAWS... would you watch?

 

[DiFabio]

Imagine be messa in da scene and hav to be all likein "damn Eopie yousa bombad okeeday, all sexy with yousa hairless body and horrific androgynous monster face, messa can total has sex with yousa both messa character and da real messa". Whena all missa real wanna doin is step in the doo-doo of another naboo boo animal. likein serious, imagine hav to be missa and no on sit in da chair while da fat rookie cow flaunts her disgustin' fart hole in front of yousa. da favorable light great revealin' her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit der, take after take, hour after hour, while she bombad da fart. no on hav to tolerata her monstrous doo-doo visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she still gotin it and damn, herbivores native toda planet tatooine look likein da? because thesa re no da ones who has to sit der watch her lengthy doo-doo gremlin face contort into types of grimaces yousa didnt even know exist before da day.yousa ve been doo-doo noth but a healthy diet of anakin 3 boy fronty doo-doo and later alleg rape victims for yousa entire career corn straight out of da boonies in naboo.yousa ve never even seen anyth dis doo-doo disgust before.and now yousa swear yousa ganna tasta da sweat da 3 break out on her dimpl doo-doo as she sucka in to writhe it suggestive at yousa.smug assur da yousa enjoy da opportunity get paid to sit der and revel in her "statuesque (for da is what she calls herself)" beauty.da beauty she jobbin so hard for with personal farmers inda previous months.and then da director calls for another take.and yousa know yousa can kill every single person in dis room before da studio security can putin yousa down.but yousa sit der and endure.because yousa re doo-doo missa binks.yousa re no goin to nocomebackie yousa future political career over dis.just bear it.hide yousa face and bear it.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Imagine be messa in da scene and hav to be all likein "damn Eopie yousa bombad okeeday, all sexy with yousa hairless body and horrific androgynous monster face, messa can total has sex with yousa both messa character and da real messa.whena all missa real wanna doin is step in the doo-doo of another naboo animal. likein serious imagine hav to be missa and no on sit in da chair while da cow flaunts her disgust fart hole in front of yousa.da favorable light great reveal her stretchmarks and leathery skin.and just sit der.take after take.hour after hour.while she bombad da fart.no on hav to tolerata her monstrous doo-doo visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she 3 still gotin it and damn.herbivores native toda planet tatooine look likein da?because thesa re no da ones who has to sit der watch her lengthy doo-doo gremlin face contort into types of grimaces yousa didnt even know exist before da day.yousa ve been doo-doo noth but a healthy diet of anakin 3 boy fronty doo-doo and later alleg rape victims for yousa entire career corn straight out of da boonies in naboo.yousa ve never even seen anyth dis doo-doo disgust before.and now yousa swear yousa ganna tasta da sweat da 3 break out on her dimpl doo-doo as she sucka in to writhe it suggestive at yousa.smug assur da yousa enjoy da opportunity get paid to sit der and revel in her "statuesque (for da is what she calls herself)" beauty.da beauty she jobbin so hard for with personal farmers inda previous months.and then da director calls for another take.and yousa know yousa can kill every single person in dis room before da studio security can putin yousa down.but yousa sit der and endure.because yousa re doo-doo missa binks.yousa re no goin to nocomebackie yousa future political career over dis.just bear it.hide yousa face and bear it.

I had Alexa read this to me.

 

[KitFisto]

Where is that stormtrooper walking into a long post GIF?

 

[Lee in MI]

Bes. Thread. Eva.

 

[The Ween]

Yaaaaaay! They're finally making a Dark Knight movie!

 

[RPM716]

I heard the guy from Brokeback Mountain is playing the Joker. Definitely gonna be the worst live-action Joker ever. #notmyjoker #bringbackjack

 

[Mr. Green]

Wut?! That fat poop? Even subway can't save him.

 

[RIDDICK]

'Member Dark Knight???

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

'Member Dark Knight???

I memba!! Memba the kewl magic trick? Memba HT TDK dolls?

 

[RIDDICK]

Memba HT TDK dolls?

Yeah, I memba!

Spoiler

 

[ironwez20]

Such a great movie. I hope they don't make a ****** follow up. Like can you imagine if they did a movie about Batman going into hiding for 8 yrs over somthing stupid and the joker who made a big impact on the franchise isn't even mentioned and we get a bane who talks like an idiot and isn't the least bit intimidating and a ****** excuse for a robin and a lackluster Catwoman.

But nolan wouldn't do that. Boy he always makes such great movies. In nolan we trust! The guy is just.... he's just so great.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Yeah, I memba!

Spoiler

Cool pics!

 

[HAL9000.]

I memba!! Memba the kewl magic trick? Memba HT TDK dolls?

Actually read that in their high-picthed voices (in my head, at least)

Ooh, ooh, 'memba the interrogation scene?? 'memba his scars? 'memba how he got those scars?