Big Toe or Middle Toe?

[The Ween]

My friend Keith use to work at a shoe store at a mall called Valley Fair in the 90's and he said that women have stinkier feet than men.

Could be a hormone thing, but at the same time, I don't think you'll find many women like the guy in that vid I posted getting off on men's smelly sneakers.

 

[toylion]

My big toe is longer. I have small feet.

 

[DreaAlGhul]

This is the greatest thread I've seen in message board history.

 

[The Ween]

 

[crows]

I wonder if there is any relation to the size of toes to something else maybe sexually, I will not respond to this question because I am almost 100 percent there is a ulterior motive for asking,

 

[ChunkyZergling]

I was staring at my feet for a bit today because I was bored in a waiting room so I made this poll. Only one person like me with a longer middle toe? Don't discrimate against us you *******s!

Hmmm...? Do pluses and minuses come with having one toe bigger and the other smaller and vice versa? I bet there is a strong correlation between having a longer middle and being successful in life. Probably true...

 

[Jen]

My middle toe is quite a bit longer than my big toe. According to men with foot fetishes, it seems I would be a turn off.

In fact, even the toe to the other side of my middle toe is longer than my big toe. My big toe is about the same length as the one next to my pinky toe. I also have long toes. I should teach myself to do all kinds of things with them...but I am lazy...and I don't really like my feet touching anything but the ground or my shoes.

 

[ChunkyZergling]

My middle toe is quite a bit longer than my big toe. According to men with foot fetishes, it seems I would be a turn off.

Nah baby, come to Chunky, you'll be in good hands.

 

[Jen]

Nah baby, come to Chunky, you'll be in good hands.

I am the opposite of someone with a foot fetish. I do not really care to have my feet massaged or rubbed...

 

[ChunkyZergling]

I enjoy long walks, buying statues, looking at statues, opening up boxes that contain statues, rearranging statues, and dusting statues.

 

[The Ween]

I hate my feet. I think they're ugly. Mine look like baby feet. YUCK! I like rubbing them though. It's relaxing.

 

[JD18_92]

Nah baby, come to Chunky, you'll be in good hands.

I am the opposite of someone with a foot fetish. I do not really care to have my feet massaged or rubbed...

I enjoy long walks, buying statues, looking at statues, opening up boxes that contain statues, rearranging statues, and dusting statues.

This Has gotta be the funniest thing ever posted! WORST PICKUP LINE EVER!!

 

[Jen]

This Has gotta be the funniest thing ever posted! WORST PICKUP LINE EVER!!

 

[toylion]

I hate my feet. I think they're ugly. Mine look like baby feet. YUCK! I like rubbing them though. It's relaxing.

 

[ChunkyZergling]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[JD18_92]

Heres what my middle toe looks like, cause you kno. . .you asked. . .

 

[toylion]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do mean Nooooooooooooooooo?

[ame]https://youtu.be/hGHujbT8adg[/ame]

 

[ChunkyZergling]

What do mean Nooooooooooooooooo?

https://youtu.be/hGHujbT8adg

I don't want to start seeing pictures of feet. They're more a turn off for me than a turn on.

 

[thenammagazine]

Heres what my middle toe looks like, cause you kno. . .you asked. . .

 

[toylion]

I don't want to start seeing pictures of feet. They're more a turn off for me than a turn on.

https://pretty-feet-incorporated.com/