Namor's name is now a shortened Spanish translation of
the boy without love. Manletmor's new origin, allegedly, is that his people were Aztecs who were forced to go live underwated because of the Conquistadors and got changed into waterbreathers by this magical Talocan place. So the Conquistadors called him a virgin some centuries ago and he goes around telling people that?
"My people call me Ku'Kul'Kan................................................................................................... but my enemies call me THE VIRGIN!"
What even is this flick? How does that work for Namora then? Is she The Female Virgin? Well, at least we'll probably don't have to worry about love triangle bull in FF. I always disliked that B-Plot whenever it happened. It made Sue look like a ****, Reed like a dork and honestly, it hurt Namor even more to be going around begging for a crumb of ***** from a married woman. Man, the FF can be really lame at times. No wonder as time went on DOOM became the true star of the book and outgrew it in many ways. Of course MCU Doom will nothing but a shadow of his proper self because Feige wants to prop up Clown Kang and waste time with Echo, Wonder Man and Agatha... Dunno, maybe they'll keep the Beyonder stuff and the God Emperor role for Doom, involve him more with the X-Men and the Phoenix instead of the Avengers and Wanda, make him frenemies with Magneto and Apocalypse instead of Namor and Kang, I don't know. I'm trying to remain optimistic...
I'll say one thing about Manletmor though. The fact that his origin is completely new and they're not making Atlantis Mayan (that's what I thought originally, but they've bypassed the Mayans and are making Namor's people much more recent and related to the Aztecs, so literally no relation to Atlantis or any such myth) but rather creating an entirely new thing, is a bonus from me since it allows me to judge it all on their own merits and not be bothered by the culture-bending. Though, to be fair, Myth Atlantis was just Plato's way of talking about hubris and portraying Athens as a bigger power who punk'd those Atlantean *******, so even the usual GrecoRoman stuff are wrong. There's history there to support that "Atlantis" was an allegory for other Greek states in his story, or the "historical Atlantis" was some civilization contemporary to the earlier Egyptians as Plato got the story from sources passed down from them, or they were just the Sea Peoples. Whatever the case, the super-advanced and specifically GrecoRoman Atlantis was never a proper thing. Atlantis was always a story about weaklings getting punk'd and the gods going "lmao you guys are weak and arrogant, go drown lol". I'm just in the camp that prefers the Proto-Med aesthetics from things like Nadia and Disney's flick. Ultimate Egyptian Namor looked cool as well. That's what I'd have liked to have seen. A big, buff, handsome guy at the very least, whatever the culture.
I also found this fan-art ages ago that I'd have killed to get as a figure:
Between Clown Kang and this, they're really killing me on getting some Egyptian themed superhero dollies. Maybe Apocalypse will be well cast and designed, but I doubt it. I'd have killed for a Retrofuturistic Rama-Tut played by someone like Bale (my out of the left field fancast for Kang was always Billy Zane however that's another talk), but I'm stuck with the guy we got...
Well, maybe if they release a Rama-Tut I could swap some stuff around again and create one to my liking. We'll see.
Anyway, he's not muh Namor, Hell, he's not even Namor, but if he's cool enough and appears later down the line with a better costume (and physique, and without that poor excuse for a beard) I could maybe buy a dolly just to stick it in my Illuminati. Maybe, I have too much stuff to buy as is. And honestly, it never made sense to me to put him in the Illuminati. Tony was there for the Avengers (and because he's an incredibly rich supergenius), Reed for the FF (and because he's THE supergenius), Xavier for the X-Men (and because he's a genius and also incredibly rich and also a Top 3 telepath), Strange for the Magic stuff and because he's Sorcerer Supreme, and Bolt was there because... the Inhumans are a thing, I guess. And he's a pretty good King with the best self-control in the universe while also being supremely powerful, plus he's got a connection to the wider cosmic setting, so I suppose it didn't hurt to have him around. T'Challa rejected them (which was stupid and I just headcannoned as him being unwilling to co-operate; classic T'Challa is as much of a scheming scumbag as the rest of those guys). Which brings us to Namor who was there because... I honestly don't know why. "Muh ocean" one can say, but really, if anyone wanted to conquer the ****** kingdoms that exist down there they could've done so easily. Hell, Namor's not even a good King; he loses his crown more than other super-villains get ousted from their terrorist organizations. He's not even particularly smart. He's just a ****. He was effectively just there to be the scapegoat to whatever extremelly questionable thing they'd need to do. Which makes one wonder why they didn't just invite Doom, but then again he'd have blown them off because he doesn't co-operate. You ask me, Namor's anti-hero status should've been transferred to Black Bolt, since with his self-control he'd be able to really weigh those decisions, and Namor's slot sould've gone to Captain Britain. Y'Know, the supergenius magical Superman who's part of an Omniversal Green Lantern Corps? I like my Illuminati being 6 people (due to the 6 Gems mainly, but because of some other reasons too) so if I had a chance I could've replaced Namor with Brian, even if he was comic accurate, and just stuck Namor next to Doom or something.
...Sometimes I get this feeling that I don't actually like lots of my supposed favourites and just enjoy some basic aesthetics and the idea I've built of them in my head. Then again, most capes are stupid and carried by some basic aesthetics and cool moments amongst a sea of mediocrity, so... eh.
PS: Oh yeah, this is the WF thread. The new clips look atrocious. That Talocanil attack on Wakanda is dreadful. The CGI was always shoddy, but Christ. I thought this was going to at least be a proper movie, but at this point I doubt it'll be even worth speedwatching it at 2.0x. Maybe at 3.0x...