British Curse Words

[Maglor]

Okay, so I'm a massage therapist, and I specialize in Neuromuscular Therapy. You might lump it in with "deep tissue" massage for a point of reference. At times it can be a bit intense to receive.

I have this one British client who, although she has been in the states for 8 years, has a very healthy British accent. Along with the accent comes some pretty colorful language when I'm treating those muscle knots! She's one of my favorite clients because it's so amusing to hear what's gonna come out of her mouth next!


My favorites are:

1) Flaming Nora

2) Gordon Bennett (guess it sounds like god-da__-it)

3) Sh__y death



I would love to hear more 'cos they make me laugh!

 

[LaMelnik]

Blimey F_____g S___head has been one of my favorites

 

[-Super Hans-]

"Rodney you plonker!!!"

 

[Maglor]

What?!

That's great!

 

[GrayWolf87]

2) Gordon Bennett (guess it sounds like god-da__-it)

"Rodney you plonker!!!"

"Luvvly jubbly!!"

At this rate, this thread will just turn into qoutes from Only Fools and Horses

Bugger!

Wanker!

I tend to say "Bloody" alot... even when not swearing, its pretty bloody interchangeable with almost anything!

oh, and err... bollocks!

 

[Cloud]

Ponce is a good one. And if they are a ponce to you you can always kick them in the goolies.

 

[-Super Hans-]

You flippin wally

 

[-Super Hans-]

Oh bother, that ruffian has stolen ones fiesta

 

[Maglor]

LMAO!!!

 

[The Ween]

Maglor, come rub out my knots, you bloody git!

 

[Maglor]

I'm pretty sure she's called me that!

 

[Solidus]

I've heard "piss artist" and "billy no mates". This thread rocks!

 

[BuddyGus]

Cheeky Monkey. Maybe not a curse word but, still funny as he!!.

 

[tylerdurden]

tw@t.

or sodding tw@t.

my brit friends use it a lot.

 

[Solidus]

Oh bother, that ruffian has stolen ones fiesta

That was awesome, slug!

We need more British people in this thread!

 

[Doctor Who]

Oi Numpty!

And my favorite: Bloody yanks, eh!

 

[Minimodel]

Eejit

Mug

Tosser

Plank

 

[jutty]

Yup,,,my Surname is Bennett lol

Used to use these alot at school :
You stupid F_____G Muppet
OI, Smeg head

You Dozy Basta__
You Jammy git.

Tosser, Gormless,minger,nancy,

Hes taking the P*ss aint he??

When i use these in the states i do get some strange looks
and get asked if im Austrailan

This isnt exactly a swear word,,but i like it...
"that film was the dogs bollocks"

Okay, so I'm a massage therapist, and I specialize in Neuromuscular Therapy. You might lump it in with "deep tissue" massage for a point of reference. At times it can be a bit intense to receive.

I have this one British client who, although she has been in the states for 8 years, has a very healthy British accent. Along with the accent comes some pretty colorful language when I'm treating those muscle knots! She's one of my favorite clients because it's so amusing to hear what's gonna come out of her mouth next!


My favorites are:

1) Flaming Nora

2) Gordon Bennett (guess it sounds like god-da__-it)

3) Sh__y death



I would love to hear more 'cos they make me laugh!

 

[ProgMatinee]

i love watching Gordon Ramsey cuss.

 

[Doctor Who]

U've got ur arse up yer 'ead, mate.