Burnt Popcorn!

[BadMoon]

Ok so I work in a rather large office building with cubicles and all that. What is it with people and burnt popcorn. I mean my god you would think a nuclear warhead was headed straight into the building. Everyone takes great pleasure in saying "Oh someone burnt popcorn." Then you hear people say it the whole way down the aisles. I say shut the F up and get back to work!

 

[Reinhardt]

Ok so I work in a rather large office building with cubicles and all that. What is it with people and burnt popcorn. I mean my god you would think a nuclear warhead was headed straight into the building. Everyone takes great pleasure in saying "Oh someone burnt popcorn." Then you hear people say it the whole way down the aisles. I say shut the F up and get back to work!

hear hear!! what is worse is when that happens first thing in the morning!!

 

[MadCow]

I know what you mean. That used to happen on the floor of my dorm room. But when the bathroom toilet backed up and there was ***** all over the floor and you could smell it the next floor up, no one said a word...

 

[bagelsncheesey]

Ok so I work in a rather large office building with cubicles and all that. What is it with people and burnt popcorn. I mean my god you would think a nuclear warhead was headed straight into the building. Everyone takes great pleasure in saying "Oh someone burnt popcorn." Then you hear people say it the whole way down the aisles. I say shut the F up and get back to work!

Same here man, that **** happens all the time and it's all people can complain about.

Although try and remember that most of these people don't get to let out their aggression via Halo like we get to every night.

 

[occulum]

last year somebody burned a bag of popcorn at my workplace and chucked it in a plastic trashcan and it was still so hot it meltd the plastic and started smoking so bad somebody called the fire dept and they evacuated the whole building.

 

[BadMoon]

LOL! I think it is because they have nothing better to do then act like a bunch or corporate wack a moles. LOL! You see these heads pop up and say something then abruptly return to their seats.

 

[tylerd]

Ok so I work in a rather large office building with cubicles and all that. What is it with people and burnt popcorn. I mean my god you would think a nuclear warhead was headed straight into the building. Everyone takes great pleasure in saying "Oh someone burnt popcorn." Then you hear people say it the whole way down the aisles. I say shut the F up and get back to work!

you can tell them that microwave popcorn can cause lung cancer. see what they say about that.

https://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=health&id=4136582

 

[BadMoon]

you can tell them that microwave popcorn can cause lung cancer. see what they say about that.

https://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=health&id=4136582

LOL! Let them know that the fumes are toxic I shall!

 

[Rogue Trooper]

Just like when it rain's. "its raining" "oh, its raining" "looks like it's starting to Rain"
Im not blind i can see it is raining, why state thr obvious.

 

[Darklord Dave]

Cause it stinks as bad is if someone was smoking.

If you aren't bright enough to microwave popcorn without burning it, perhaps you shouldn't be using heat-producing appliances?

 

[McHavyck]

Ok so I work in a rather large office building with cubicles and all that. What is it with people and burnt popcorn. I mean my god you would think a nuclear warhead was headed straight into the building. Everyone takes great pleasure in saying "Oh someone burnt popcorn." Then you hear people say it the whole way down the aisles. I say shut the F up and get back to work!

OMG, I know what you mean! It's even worse on our floor...even more idiots to walk away from the mic when it's popping!!

 

[BadMoon]

Cause it stinks as bad is if someone was smoking.

If you aren't bright enough to microwave popcorn without burning it, perhaps you shouldn't be using heat-producing appliances?

I will agree with you there. However, it still doesn't warrant the whole damn office standing up to point out that fact. We all smell it. We don't need a bunch of morons to stand up and tell us. How come when something smells like crap everyone just sits in silence?

 

[occulum]

usually at my workplace it was always cause the Popcorn preset button was wrong and would always burn it. And 1 by 1 everybody had to learn the hard way.

 

[darthviper107]

Are you sure that some didn't just fart?

 

[Darklord Dave]

We had one guy that burned the popcorn so bad that the CFO banned him from using the kitchen for a month.

But he got fired before the month was out...

The lesson is - don't burn popcorn at work.

 

[BadMoon]

We had one guy that burned the popcorn so bad that the CFO banned him from using the kitchen for a month.

But he got fired before the month was out...

The lesson is - don't burn popcorn at work.

OMG! You popcorn burner dislikers are going to make me write another song!

 

[Fritz]

Popcorn burners have obsessive compulsive disorder. The reason they burn the popcorn is because they have to have every kernel pop. It freaks them out when there are unpopped kernels in the bag. At least that's my theory.

 

[creecher]

Popcorn burners have obsessive compulsive disorder. The reason they burn the popcorn is because they have to have every kernel pop. It freaks them out when there are unpopped kernels in the bag. At least that's my theory.

Thank you for your support the other day.

I support this theory. In fact I don't believe it to be a theory. I believe it to be factual. Not only does it freak them out, but they just want to stuff handfuls into their mouths, and unpopped kernels lead to a trip to the dentist. They are just as bad as de-pipped olives. It only takes one to be pipped and you're down $200 bucks in dental bills.

 

[BadMoon]

Here we go again! Burnt popcorn alert. It is the talk of the cubicles.

ARGGGGGGGG! I CAN BARELY STAND IT!

 

[Agent0028]

In addition to Fritz's OCD theory, and Creech's Dentist theory, I would like to add the cheap-skate theory. Those are the ones who paid for a bag of popcorn and expect every damn penny to pop.