Can I get a "Hell yes!"?

[thenammagazine]

That'll probably be the first and last time (before the inevitable zombie apocalypse soon to come) something like that happens here.

Unless he pulls the "What's that over there?" and runs away from his doctor.

 

[Solidus]

Well, at least Canada deals with their cannibals . In the U.K., apparently, if someone becomes obese from eating another human, they're entitled to "free" gastric operations to help them lose the weight of their human-meat diet. In addition to comfortable recovery suites (all at the tax payer's expense).

https://www.hastingsobserver.co.uk/...s-gastric-band-operation-on-the-nhs-1-4182581

 

[Voorhees27]

Unless he pulls the "What's that over there?" and runs away from his doctor.

 

[thenammagazine]

Stay away from buses!