Channing Tatum to play mermaid in "Splash" remake

[KitFisto]

This should win a few Oscars.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Hopefully turnip head gets killed in a oil spill at the end.

 

[kryptonianmutie]

Why has no-one started a Hot Toys Channing Tatum Mermaid figure discussion thread yet?!

Because it's not Marvel?

 

[Shawpaw]

They need Jonah Hill to play the antagonistic pirate.

 

[rushmore223]

Pirate?! I'm going to venture a guess and say you never saw the original.

No, Jonah Hill would play Eugene Levy's character.




They should keep Tom Hanks as the human love interest, could be like a cross between the first Splash and Philadelphia. Will win every award.

 

[Shawpaw]

Pirate?! I'm going to venture a guess and say you never saw the original.

No, Jonah Hill would play Eugene Levy's character.




They should keep Tom Hanks as the human love interest, could be like a cross between the first Splash and Philadelphia. Will win every award.

Lol I did see it. Been many years ago. I just figured since Jonah and Channing love each other, might as well create a creepy character for Jonah and Channing to interact with. They will have some originality with this, I'm sure. That and I just want to see Jonah Hill in pirate attire, acting stupid as usual lol

 

[Snake Plissken]

Joe Versus the Volcano remake. Starring Jonah Hill as the Volcano.

 

[PopCultKid]

 

[Shawpaw]

Lol just reminded me that Thurman Merman will be returning for Bad Santa 2 haha. Kid IS the size of a volcano now.

 

[greygoose]

Because it's not Marvel?

Almost forgot that!...

 

[Wor-Gar]

A new low even for Hollywood...

Just when you thought they couldn't get any lower.

Looking forward to the JAWS remake with Melissa McCarthy as Quint and Kristin Wiig as Brody.

 

[cokebabies]

 

[Ehollywood]

 

[Shawpaw]

Just when you thought they couldn't get any lower.

Looking forward to the JAWS remake with Melissa McCarthy as Quint and Kristin Wiig as Brody.

OMG gross.

Dare I cast leslie jones?

 

[Wor-Gar]

OMG gross.

Dare I cast leslie jones?

First victim Chrissy Watkins, of course.

 

[Khev]

"That chum got everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE."

"You yell 'barracuda,' people go 'huh, what?' But if you yell 'misogyny,' then you've got a panic on your hands on the 4th of July."

McCarthy shoots Bruce in the crotch, blows him up.

 

[Wor-Gar]

 

[kryptonianmutie]

I still wouldn't go see the movie, but I'd hate the idea less if it weren't Tatum. People been giving Keanu **** for years but this guy gets a pass on his acting?

 

[Wor-Gar]

I think Tatum IS the new Keanu.

 

[Shawpaw]