China builds a better...sperm extraction machine.

[fosing]

HA! if that was really happening I would become a Mac Fanboy in an instant,
(but only if it brings ****s)

wait for the iWhack 1s. you can instagram your O face while you're at it. siri will be highly modifiable featuring grunting from the Women's Tennis Open.

 

[Devil_666]

I don't think any mechanical/artificial device can compete with women when it comes to being the best sperm extraction machines.

 

[fosing]

I don't think any mechanical/artificial device can compete with women when it comes to being the best sperm extraction machines.

true. unfortunately, the iWhack doesnt do BJs.

 

[joeprox]

I need to get me one of this just need to get pirated porn DVD to go with it

 

[Nacho]

When does this go up for pre-order and will they be numbered???
The exclusive is a set of interchangable lips that attach to the massaging pipes..

 

[crows]

THIS THING ALREADY EXISTS HERE!!!

It is a REAL PRODUCT YOU CAN ALREADY BUY!!!

 

[The Ween]

THIS THING ALREADY EXISTS HERE!!!

It is a REAL PRODUCT YOU CAN ALREADY BUY!!!

What the hell are those canisters?

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

THIS THING ALREADY EXISTS HERE!!!

It is a REAL PRODUCT YOU CAN ALREADY BUY!!!

So how did it work for ya?

 

[Darth Cruel]

I don't think any mechanical/artificial device can compete with women when it comes to being the best sperm extraction machines.

Way to burst the fantasy thought cloud. Nice going.

 

[The Ween]

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THOSE CANISTERS ARE! HURRY UP!

 

[thenammagazine]

So this is the new "mushroom."

 

[crows]

So how did it work for ya?

I dunno I dont have one

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THOSE CANISTERS ARE! HURRY UP!

they are the latex suction things I guess,

 

[jye4ever]

You can get this to go with it!

https://now.msn.com/sperm-cookbook-finally-available-for-your-e-reader

 

[crows]

that is just... disgusting.

is like a cook book having recipes using Blood or sweat or something... just no..

 

[The Ween]

I dunno I dont have one



they are the latex suction things I guess,

One says Natural herb on it. ????

Are you sure that's what this does or is it just wishful thinking on your part?

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Adds to cart...

 

[thenammagazine]

that is just... disgusting.

is like a cook book having recipes using Blood or sweat or something... just no..

I once had a Wiccan try to feed me a blood omelet.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

I once had a Wiccan try to feed me a blood omelet.

I would have given you a refund but you just walked out.

 

[thenammagazine]

I would have given you a refund but you just walked out.

Thankfully, it's physically impossible for you to put that type of blood into an omelet.

 

[AllisonAmy]

* peeks in, slowly backs out of thread *