That's like bragging you've never been inside a library. What you're effectively saying is, "Who cares about having access to humanity's cumulative knowledge, accessible within seconds wherever I go?" You should rethink that. Get a smart phone. Your life will be better. In fact, the greater your means, the more reason you have to get one. Dining is better, vacations are better... any kind of adventure you can imagine is enhanced by access to information. Also, it's the only way to get those Sideshow codes, unless you want to refresh your computer screen every 30 seconds, while sitting at home.
I disagree, but I'm not getting into this. Not everyone wants nor needs a smartphone. I know plenty of people who don't have one. Life isn't better with one, it's just different.