2nd phone call...
GF: Sweetie, you want pizza tonight?
DS: Do I want pizza?!? Of COURSE, I WANT PIZZA!
GF: What are you doing, watching that dolly channel again on Youtube?
DS: I want a divorce.
GF: We're not married you *****.
DS: Then let's get married so I can divorce you!
GF: I'm getting a Supreme pizza, knucklehead.
DS: BTW They're not dolls, they're ACTION FIGURES!
GF: *Click*